Santas are no longer allowed to say "ho ho ho"

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Santas are no longer allowed to say "ho ho ho"

Post by onewaystreet » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:57 am

thefalman wrote:Honestly, just when I thought we could all have a nice topic about mocking ridiculously, overly hardcore fundamentalists, it has to turn into a religious debate.

You bastards.
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RadioShadow wrote:Including having SEX? :o
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Post by Hans Stockmann » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:04 am

A bit late there now, aren't we? In before political correctness issue turns into religious flamewar.
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Post by thefalman » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:05 am

Ho ho ho, get on your knees bitch - I mean, Merry Christmas!

Seriously, that really is stretching it beyond belief.
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Post by RadioShadow » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:11 am

So we can't sing 'Bar Bar Black Sheep'.

Spider Diagrams can't be called 'Brainstorm'.

And Santa Claus can't say 'Ho ho ho'.

WTF IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD! So instead Santa laughs at the kids. YAY!

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Post by Powdered Toast Man » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:29 am

My favorite part of the article:
"Leave Santa alone."
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Post by Hooded_Miracle » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:43 am

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I thought Santa LIKED Ho's. -_-

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Post by Hans Stockmann » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:51 am

You can't use them due to water restrictions. It's buckets or nothing.
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Post by Treedweller » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:53 am

If this means no more 'Ho ho ho hold the payments!' commercials, I'm one happy Grinch.

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Post by Hans Stockmann » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:57 am

Ha ha have a lower interest rate!

At least there weren't any MY DAD'S A FAIRY advertisements for The Pageant this year.
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Post by FormicHiveQueen » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:09 am

The sad part is that the only people who actually come up with this stuff are people whose minds are constantly in the gutter. I wouldn't have even thought of that interpretation for crying out loud! (which is amazing because in real life I crack off sex jokes about just about anything with my friends, yet this one never even occured to me)

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Post by Treedweller » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:12 am

It doesn't take a mind in the 'gutter' to make as rudimentary of a connection between the different uses of the word 'ho'.

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Post by Hooded_Miracle » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:53 am

Some good quotes that fit along those lines:

“Lady of the night! Lady of the night! Lady of the night!”

“Whore! Whore! Whore!”

“Prostitute! Prostitute! Prostitute!”

“B***H! B***H! B***H!”

At least they’re more direct. :D

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Post by Xenesis » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:16 pm

The silliest part about the whole thing is that apart from wannabe Americans, no one in this country uses that term anyhow.
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Post by Powdered Toast Man » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:54 pm

They may as well just ban the use of the phrase, "Tally ho". Unless, no one uses that anymore.

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Post by Gameshark » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:02 pm

Christmas banned because spreading peace and goodwill is offensive to emos.

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Post by Shift Breaker » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:59 pm

Hooded_Miracle wrote:Some good quotes that fit along those lines:

“Lady of the night! Lady of the night! Lady of the night!”

“Whore! Whore! Whore!”

“Prostitute! Prostitute! Prostitute!”

“B***H! B***H! B***H!”

At least they’re more direct. :D
The only one of those I haven't said at christmas is Prostitute! x3.
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Post by McTool » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:20 pm

Funny, the only one I haven't said is "Lady of the Night."
Make good choices

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Post by Shift Breaker » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:25 pm

I like Lady of the Night, so I say that one a lot.
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Post by Bog » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:26 pm

Well, to be fair, look at it like this.

A middle-aged fat man breaks into children's houses and goes into their rooms at the dead of night.

<_<

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Post by Shift Breaker » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:29 pm

Didn't you apply for that job? o_O
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"I actually like to think of myself as a younger, hipper, more alive Nostradamus." ~ Treed
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Post by Bog » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:05 pm

Aye and I got it, too. Too bad it's only 4 days work but hey. (21st - 24th)

Got a real job in a supermarket now.

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Post by donnytondesterkste » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:42 pm

We could always tell the US to change their slang rather than tell Santa to laugh instead of guffawing.
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