Someone wanted to commentate a game. I spent precious CPU cycles encoding that game replay and uploading it. I granted his wish and then he found some silly excuse to chicken out. There's no obligation, but people like him are why there's an entire subreddit dedicated to calling people out.
Or would you rather shower attention-seekers with praise, like this guy
who said he was working on an Advance Wars clone, got lots of feel-good comments, then admitted the screenshot
was photoshopped, then never appeared again? I posted some helpful comments there, but it was all a waste of time.
Now I'll just be short and succinct and call out crumpets as it happens.