i - Intro
ii - Prologue (Crappy Beginnings)
Part 1 - Crimea River
Part 2 - Does Kilty Dream of Electric Sheep?
Part 3 - Sing us a song, ur a Togepi
Part 4 - Blank Zigzagoon Stare
Part 5 - God I hate Poets
I welcome you to my humble Let's Play of a Randomised version of Pokemon Fire Red! For the Game Boy Advance handheld video game console machine! By this little old company called Nintendo, I heard they have a bunch of love hotels in Japan and have spread out a little into video gaming but idk
Inspired slightly by the Twitch Plays Pokemon game (what losers are still into that huh >_> <_<) of a similar arrangement - I will be randomising some parts and not others: picking and choosing my favourite settings based off of my conflicting preferences of familiarity and something a little more unusual.
I have put my randomiser settings in the spoilers, so folk can have a look and clue themselves in, or keep them closed to provide an additional level of mystery! Oooooh, the mystery!
-This is a Nuzlocke run. Check out the rules, but here they are in short:
A poke faints, it's gone. It gets released.
Catch the first pokemon you find in an area. If you dinnae, you don't get a pokemon from that area.
Name every pokemon you catch.
Oh Kilty, Kilty (I hear you pawing at your computer screens), how are you going to name all of those wonderful pokemon you're going to catch with your lovely man hands?
Well for one, you're sounding kinda creepy. Tone it down a little, like 35%. Nah, 30%. That's good.
But yes! I will combine two factors:
The names of WWNers who reply to this thread, in order (name bank in spoilers) aaaaaaaaaaand
My disgusting and vibrant love for crumpets pop music. So, all top 40 crumpets, all the really crap music you have to turn your radio over from - I am so into that. The worse the better. For at least the last 40 years or so of music history, I'll be choosing some of the worst artists alongside some more reputable folks too. It's largely what I fancy doing though, bottom line. But yeah: I will be naming pokes after WWNers and pop music artists of today and yesteryear. How exciting!
I am however, really bad at Nuzlocke runs. So I will allow myself 3 lives to use on any pokemon I feel I have to resurrect for whatever reason. I know this is bending the rules - but randomisers can throw any old crumpets at you. Y'ken? I am sure that you ken.
So without further ado, let us begin our adventure...