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What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Dragon Fogel » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:06 pm

* Xenesis (~Xenesis@zOmBiE-NuMbEr-D549B414.ip.adam.com.au) Quit (No route to host)
* Xenesis (~Xenesis@zOmBiE-NuMbEr-D549B414.ip.adam.com.au) has joined #wwn
* ChanServ sets mode: +qo Xenesis Xenesis
<DragonFogel> Nice connection you've got there.
<Xenesis> Wireless has gone bunta ever since I updated my OS
<MistressMelbel> it sucks balls
<MistressMelbel> unupdate
<Xenesis> That is time consuming and annoying
<Xenesis> Plus I have nowhere to backup a 500gb HD. <_<
* Xenesis sets mode: +v DragonFogel
<DragonFogel> Then go back in time and stop yourself from updating.
<Xenesis> I tried that
<Xenesis> I stole my own time machine
<DragonFogel> Was this your past self or your future self?
* MistressMelbel steals the time machine too
<Xenesis> My future self stole my past self's time machine
<DragonFogel> In that case, the only option I see is to severely and permanently injure yourself so that you are in no shape to steal a time machine.
<Xenesis> I don't like this plan
<DragonFogel> But you'll get your time machine back, because you'll never be able to steal it.
<DragonFogel> Then you can use it to stop yourself from inflicting the injury.
<Xenesis> Yes, but then I'll just steal the time machine
<DragonFogel> Why, so you can severely and permanently injure yourself again?
<Xenesis> <_<;
<Xenesis> I don't like this plan at all
<DragonFogel> Well, hey. What's your future self ever done for you?
<Xenesis> Exist, hopefully
<DragonFogel> But if it weren't for him, you'd have a time machine right now, wouldn't you?
<Xenesis> Eh, I'll have it eventually
<DragonFogel> Yeah, but by then you'll be a jerk who steals time machines from his past self. Is that what you really want?
<Xenesis> Who cares. I have a time machine! :o
<MistressMelbel> nuh uh
<MistressMelbel> I stole it
<MistressMelbel> I has a time machine
<DragonFogel> Oh, that explains it.
<DragonFogel> After getting it back, he stole it from himself to prevent you from stealing it.
<Xenesis> You haven't stolen it yet
<Xenesis> Yeah, pretty much
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Post by x0_000 » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:27 pm

"I hate time travel."
Only in math can you buy 600 cantaloupes and not look like a nutter.

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Post by Xenesis » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:29 pm

[7:25pm] DragonFogel: Anyhow, I majored in math.
[7:25pm] Linkman:
[7:25pm] mel: math
[7:25pm] Linkman: well jeez, where were you last year when I needed help with vector calculus
[7:25pm] Linkman: x0 just decided to go missing that week >_>
[7:25pm] Xenesis: XD
[7:25pm] NINEINACIRCLE: Heh.
[7:25pm] NINEINACIRCLE: I was about to ask where x0 was.
[7:26pm] DragonFogel: It's just as well, I'm not sure I ever did anything with vector calculus, and if I did, I've forgotten it all.
[7:27pm] Linkman: ah, quite understandable
[7:27pm] Linkman: if you graduate on math, though, what do you end up working on?
[7:27pm] NINEINACIRCLE: Math is my guess.
[7:27pm] Xenesis: Advance Wars War Room
[7:27pm] NINEINACIRCLE: Bwahaha.
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Post by Hans Stockmann » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:38 pm

[14:41] Allete: You sicken me, vegemite!
[14:41] Xenesis disables 'Halfop' status for Allete
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Post by Hans Stockmann » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:49 pm

[19:48] You are now known as Olaf
[19:48] Olaf > j00
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[19:48] NINEINACIRCLE: >_>
[19:48] Xenesis: <_<
[19:48] NINEINACIRCLE: >_>
[19:48] Xenesis: <_<
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Post by onewaystreet » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:40 am

Dragon Fogel: Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:36 am

Dammit.

Screw you guys and your timezones.

Also time paradoxes suck.
thefalman wrote:Honestly, just when I thought we could all have a nice topic about mocking ridiculously, overly hardcore fundamentalists, it has to turn into a religious debate.

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RadioShadow wrote:Including having SEX? :o
I know it's an alien concept to you RS, but there's no need to act so surprised.

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Post by onewaystreet » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:59 am

Actually, it's a completely different Mel.

No one on the forums.
thefalman wrote:Honestly, just when I thought we could all have a nice topic about mocking ridiculously, overly hardcore fundamentalists, it has to turn into a religious debate.

You bastards.
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RadioShadow wrote:Including having SEX? :o
I know it's an alien concept to you RS, but there's no need to act so surprised.

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Post by Dragon Fogel » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:35 am

nerd-boy wrote:Dragon Fogel: Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:36 am

Dammit.

Screw you guys and your timezones.

Also time paradoxes suck.


Actually, I was just up late. Although, it wasn't *quite* that late here when this happened.
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Guest » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:55 pm

there's no such thing as another mel

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Post by Nembras » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:12 am

There are plenty of them, actually. The trick is to listen to this guy:
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by x0_000 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:21 pm

1:33 skwerl and do you have one?
1:33 x0_000 of course not
1:33 x0_000 they're fictional
1:33 skwerl an accelerator, that is
1:34 x0_000 also fictional
1:34 x0_000 ...for now
1:34 skwerl wait, what do you not have if accelerators are also fictional?
1:34 x0_000 fictional accelerators, obviously
1:36 skwerl so you don't have a fictional accelerator and also you don't have an accelerator as they are fictional
1:36 x0_000 yes
1:37 x0_000 wait
1:37 x0_000 no
1:37 x0_000 fictional accelerators are fictional
1:37 skwerl but that's what you said
1:37 x0_000 I mean accelerators are fictional by default
1:37 x0_000 so I have a fictional fictional accelerator
1:37 x0_000 no
1:37 x0_000 I mean
1:37 skwerl and still redundantly labeled it as a fictional accelerator?
1:37 x0_000 I don't have a fictional fictional accelerator
1:39 skwerl so you don't have a fictional fictional accelerator
1:39 x0_000 nope
1:39 skwerl and all accelerators are fictional by default
1:39 x0_000 yes
1:40 skwerl I think I understand
1:40 x0_000 great
1:40 skwerl do you?
1:40 x0_000 now we can discuss about fictional nonfictional accelerators
1:40 x0_000 which are purely fictional, of course
1:40 skwerl those were the hadron and hardon ones?
1:41 x0_000 no
1:41 x0_000 those were the fictional fictional accelerators which are fictional by definition
1:41 skwerl as are all accelerators
1:42 x0_000 no
1:42 x0_000 accelerators are fictional by default
1:42 x0_000 fictional accelerators are fictional by definition
1:42 skwerl and redundantly fictional by name?
1:42 x0_000 no
1:43 x0_000 in theory there are nonfictional fictional accelerators
1:43 x0_000 but for the purpose of the exercise we assume they are all fictional


In conclusion: Metatalk is fun.

3:03 x0_000 buh
3:03 skwerl buh?
3:03 x0_000 buh!
3:04 skwerl rawr
3:04 x0_000 buh...
3:05 skwerl mmm
3:07 x0_000 buh.


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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Guest » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:47 am

nice editing job on that, x0_000

crop it exactly where no one gets in troubles

>_>


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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by x0_000 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:29 am

[this post was VOCABULARY OVERLORD]
Only in math can you buy 600 cantaloupes and not look like a nutter.

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Dragon Fogel » Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:28 pm

<skwerl> GH on DS?
<Xenesis> Sounds silly if you ask me
<Xenesis> Well...
<Xenesis> Sillier
<skwerl> it looked silly
<x0_000> SCREAM IN THE MIC FOR STAR POWA
<Xenesis> I can just imagine people playing it on the bus
<Xenesis> *bus goes over a bump*
<skwerl> http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8sjYq21E8
<Xenesis> Player: AREHSAJHFH I LOST
<skwerl> advert for it
<x0_000> I doubt it's as bad as warioware
<x0_000> twisted that is
<Xenesis> What the potter
<Xenesis> That is retarded
<x0_000> yes it is
<x0_000> it will provide many lulz for generations to come
<Xenesis> Warioware twisted is a hazard to anyone nearby, too
<Xenesis> :p
<DragonFogel> Xen: Some DS games are just not designed to be played in motion.
<DragonFogel> Such as Trauma Center.
<x0_000> lol
<x0_000> surgery on a bus
<x0_000> nicked the carotid
<Xenesis> Ahahah
<skwerl> :[
<skwerl> you're a bad surgeon
<x0_000> that...
<x0_000> ...or I'm a excellent surgeon
<x0_000> if my goal is to kill my patients
<DragonFogel> You'll never beat the game that way, though.
<skwerl> wanna play doctor?
<x0_000> they could merge pheonix wright and trauma center
<x0_000> when you lose a stage, you get sued!
<Xenesis> Bahaha
<DragonFogel> And merge that with Guitar Hero, too?
<Xenesis> You're doing surgery on rock stars?
<x0_000> that or the objections are replaced with star powers
<DragonFogel> No, you have to use musical instruments instead of standard medical tools to perform the surgery!
<x0_000> STAR POWER
<x0_000> that could work
<x0_000> use sounds to destroy kidney stones!
<skwerl> gawd
<Xenesis> Now we just need to work Advance Wars into it somewhere
<skwerl> COPTER?
<x0_000> war room
<x0_000> you're operation on soldiers
<DragonFogel> No, it's so obvious.
<DragonFogel> Black Hole is trying to invade the patients' bodies.
<x0_000> ew
<x0_000> that or sturm is trying to give everyone kidney stones
<x0_000> KIDNEY STRIKE!
<Xenesis> Lol, this is simultaneously the best and worst game crossover ever
<Xenesis> It needs to be made
<DragonFogel> So you're playing music to defeat the infantry and neotanks and all that inside the patients. And you have to do this *while* being sued for the previous operation!
<Xenesis> Trauma Hero Wars - Ace attorney
<x0_000> whee
<DragonFogel> Let's throw Professor Layton into the mix, too. You have to solve brainteasers that pop up at thoroughly random intervals throughout the whole thing.
<x0_000> Professor Layton is a lame game
<x0_000> get Smullyan to write the puzzles
<DragonFogel> I've actually met Smullyan in person.
<x0_000> IS YOUR PATIENT AN INSANE VAMPIRE?
<x0_000> also: AWESOME
<DragonFogel> I even have a signed copy of "The Lady and the Tiger".
<x0_000> omg
<x0_000> all I have is a used copy
<x0_000> and I'm still trying to wrap my head around McCulloch's machines
<DragonFogel> Here's what it says, verbatim:
<DragonFogel> "For Kenneth Nearey, With best wishes, but I refuse to sign this book! - Raymond Smullyan"
<Xenesis> Ehehe
<x0_000> wait
<x0_000> I heard that somewhere before
<DragonFogel> Perhaps I mentioned it before.
<x0_000> except the kenneth nearey part
<DragonFogel> Although I suppose he could do that with other book signings.
<x0_000> I think he uses that line for most of his books
<Xenesis> So uh
<Xenesis> Who is Smullyan anyhow?
<x0_000> awesome puzzle writer
<DragonFogel> Probably best known for his "Island of Knights and Knaves" puzzles.
<x0_000> as awesome as sam loyd and lewis carroll
<DragonFogel> The basic concept being Knights always tell the truth and Knaves always lie.
<x0_000> I know him for the chess mysteries of sherlock holmes
<DragonFogel> Yeah, I've got that book, too.
<x0_000> then there's the insane vampires of transylvania lol
<DragonFogel> Oh, yes.
<DragonFogel> "Whatever my husband says is true." "My wife is insane!"
<Xenesis> ahaha
<x0_000> hmm
<DragonFogel> Also: "We are both insane." "That is quite true!"
<x0_000> lol
<x0_000> let's see
<x0_000> the wife's a sane vampire in the first one
<DragonFogel> No, she can be either.
<x0_000> right
<DragonFogel> Also, the premise of the "married couple" puzzles is that they're either both human or both vampires.
<DragonFogel> I was just bringing up the ridiculous lines. =P
<x0_000> yeah I was going to ask about that <_<
<x0_000> so back to the main topic
<x0_000> smullyan produces trauma hero wars - ace attorney
<x0_000> the goal is to use awesome guitar skills to save people who are getting kidney stone'd and avoid being sued by determining whether your patient is an insane vampire or not
<DragonFogel> Or, in the later missions, if they're a diurnal right-handed insane vampire knave who can only write questions to which the answer is "No" with his left hand at night.
<x0_000> bwahahaha
[Topic gets changed to include x0_000's game title and description at this point]
<Xenesis> Hah
<x0_000> then you need to figure out what was the last move they played in a chess game
<DragonFogel> And in the most confusing part of the game, each patient is assigned a number that follows certain rules which direct you to another patient number. And you have to find out if the patient's number directs you to himself.
<x0_000> that reminds me of the 50 prisoner puzzle
<skwerl> is it still WWN's berfday?
<Xenesis> Probably not
<skwerl> you don't know?
<DragonFogel> Also, in the final mission, you have to figure out the true nature of infinity.
<Xenesis> I can look it up
<x0_000> no
<Xenesis> But I never remember the actual date
<skwerl> lol
<x0_000> you have to determine whether you can finish the level

Edit: Later conversation!

<skwerl> damn
<skwerl> I lost the game
<DragonFogel> You didn't figure out if the patient was an insane vampire in time and Black Hole captured their liver?
<NINEINACIRCLE> The liver has been kidnapped by Sniffit. Are you a bad enough lawyer to rescue the liver?
<DragonFogel> ...hey, x0, is it too late to incorporate Smash Bros. into the concept?
<x0_000> hmm
<x0_000> it's not really a DS title
<x0_000> although they should totally make one
<x0_000> I guess the only thing is
<x0_000> NO GUITAR
<x0_000> NO SCALPEL
<x0_000> FOX
<x0_000> FINAL DESTINATION
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Xenesis » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:00 pm

[4:00pm] DragonFogel: You are in a forest.
[4:00pm] x0_000: up
[4:00pm] DragonFogel: You are in a tree.
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by x0_000 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:13 pm

I blame The Key, personally.
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Shift Breaker » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:12 pm

Haha, I should have stayed just to see that.
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Post by Dragonite » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:50 am

.......
I wonder if I should take a try at this..

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Post by Xenesis » Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:31 pm

[4:28pm] Alecat: hm.
[4:28pm] Xenesis: Go skwerl
[4:28pm] x0_000: pime taradox
[4:28pm] Deoxy: hey alley cat
[4:28pm] Xenesis: I'll help
[4:28pm] • skwerl licks Ale on this computer too
[4:28pm] Alecat: whut.
[4:28pm] • Xenesis licks Ale as well
[4:28pm] Alecat: :o
[4:28pm] x0_000: let's all lick ale
[4:29pm] Alecat: O_o
[4:29pm] Deoxy: stray cats are not safe to lick
[4:29pm] x0_000: lulz
[4:29pm] monkymeet left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[4:29pm] x0_000: she's an alley cat, not a stray cat
[4:29pm] • skwerl locks mel in a closet
[4:29pm] • x0_000 licks Ale
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Linkman » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:39 am

...hold on, Linkman candy?

<+Deoxy> hrm
<+Deoxy> bribe HAL with linkman candy
<+x0_000> You hear a voice go "I can't let you do that, mel."
<+Deoxy> how exactly are you going to stop me
<+x0_000> The machine sends an electric shock. You are getting quite annoyed at it.
<+Deoxy> good one
<+Deoxy> throw sand on HAL
<+Deoxy> sand doesn't conduct electricity, bwahaha
<+Deoxy> I... think? <_<
<+x0_000> you take some sand and throw it at the machine. It sends an electric jolt at it and turns it into a glass necklace.
<+Deoxy> Aww, thanks HAL
<+Deoxy> pick up necklace
<+x0_000> you have taken the necklace.
<+Deoxy> put necklace on linkman candy
<+Deoxy> make him dance around
<+x0_000> you put the necklace on the delicious effigy of linkman. It looks good on him. Err, it.

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Dragon Fogel » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:46 am

<x0_000> let's play cards while we wait then
<melbel> ohok
<melbel> how?
<DragonFogel> get cards
<x0_000> you have taken the deck of cards.
<DragonFogel> deal cards
<x0_000> you have dealt the cards to everyone in the room, although on second thought you take the cards from Allete.
<Allete> hey!
<melbel> so now he has double?
<melbel> that's cheating
<melbel> morning Miss Ale
<x0_000> you taste like raspberry.
<Allete> Hai mel, bai mel
<Allete> I bet I don't/
<melbel> have fun!
<DragonFogel> play cards
<melbel> I demand this game be redealt
<x0_000> everyone in the room begins playing cards. However, you soon realize you don't know what game to play.
<DragonFogel> play go fish
<x0_000> You begin playing Go Fish. Suddenly, melbel throws her cards on the table and points at you, saying "He's got a card up his sleeve!"
<DragonFogel> show arms
<x0_000> you show your card lacking arms. This doesn't appear to dissuade melbel.
* melbel glares at the cheater
<DragonFogel> Well, if that's how you're going to be...
<DragonFogel> use card on sleeve
<melbel> take card out of pocket
<x0_000> you have put your card in your sleeve, being careful in hiding it.
<x0_000> you examine your pocket, but there is no card to take out.
<DragonFogel> empty pockets
<melbel> pick up cards from table and take extra
<melbel> >_>
<DragonFogel> accuse melbel of cheating
<melbel> look innocent
<x0_000> You empty your pockets and lay the contents on the table. There is a key, glass bottle, and cruise ship on the table.
<x0_000> I'm not sure what you want to pick up.
<melbel> lol
<melbel> examine cruise ship
<x0_000> You stand up and take out a gun, which somehow appeared out of thin air and proclaim "Someone here's a goshdurn cheater!", while looking at melbel. For some reason, you are now wearing a cowboy hat.
<x0_000> The cruise ship appears to have marks of a T-Rex's claws on it.
<melbel> take cowboy hat
<x0_000> you'd like to take the cowboy hat, but the gun seems to have other ideas.
<melbel> use bottle on DragonFogel's head
<x0_000> you take the bottle and smash it on DragonFogel's head. You're not sure which one is sturdier, as both seems to be unaffected by the ordeal.
<DragonFogel> declare x0 winner
<x0_000> you have declared me the winner. GAME OVER
<melbel> heh
<DragonFogel> Well, that was rather ridiculous.
<x0_000> now there's a cruise ship in the chatroom.
<melbel> and a key
<x0_000> you should probably take that back.
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by onewaystreet » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:15 am

Speaking of cards...

<DragonFogel> Well. I think that game went about as well as our game of cards the other day.
<onewaystreet> > play Ace of Spades
<x0_000> which Ace of Spades?
<x0_000> there's the drinking/punching game
<x0_000> there's Ace of Spades: TCG
<onewaystreet> no, I play *the* Ace of Spades
<onewaystreet> which makes me win the card game.
<onewaystreet> Duh
<x0_000> Playing the Ace of Spades makes you lose Ace of Spades though.
<x0_000> You have lost the game.
<x0_000> again.
<onewaystreet> no i haven't
<onewaystreet> oh wait, now i have
<onewaystreet> blast
<DragonFogel> I win by not playing.
<onewaystreet> > play cards with DragonFogel
<x0_000> DragonFogel is not playing cards.
<onewaystreet> > play cards with x0
* x0_000 is narrating a text adventure.
<onewaystreet> so?
<Spakster> >Play cards with oneway
<DragonFogel> play cards with guy blocking the path
<x0_000> The doorman is made of cardboard and unable to pick up the cards.
<onewaystreet> > Defeat Spakster in a game of cards
<DragonFogel> shuffle cardboard doorman into deck of cards
<Spakster> >Prevent oneway from defeating Spakster in a game of cards
<onewaystreet> > Prevent Spakster from defeating oneway from defeating Spakster in a game of cards
<x0_000> The four horsemen of the apocalypse appear. They're very bored.
<DragonFogel> ask four horsemen about cards
<onewaystreet> > talk to four horsemen of the apolcalypse
<x0_000> > give narration to DragonFogel
<x0_000> I have given the narration duties to DragonFogel
<DragonFogel> "We're thinking of starting the apocalypse early. Unless you've got a better idea for what we can do."
<Spakster> So what card game is we playing DF?
<onewaystreet> > play cards with horsement
<onewaystreet> *horsemen
<DragonFogel> The Four Horsemen agree to a game of poker. You deal the cards. Your hand is the Three of Clubs, Four of Spade, Five of Diamonds, Six of Hearts, and Cardboard Doorman.
<onewaystreet> exchange cardboard doorman
<DragonFogel> You put the Cardboard Doorman back in the deck and draw a Seven of ?s. You start to wonder just how many cards there are in this deck, but at least you've got a straight.
<onewaystreet> show hand
<DragonFogel> You show your hand. War has a full house, Pestilence has five aces (Penguin, Horseshoe, Cucumber, Silver, and Ice Cream), Famine has only a 10-high, and Death has a royal flush in the Skulls suit.
<Spakster> xD
<DragonFogel> You have lost the game, but since nobody actually bet anything, it doesn't seem to matter.
<Spakster> >Play cards with horsemen
<onewaystreet> Well, at least I beat Famine
<DragonFogel> You play another round of poker with the Four Horsemen. our hand is the Infinity of Tulips, the Seventeen of Diamonds, the Dentist of Fish, the Ace of Elephants, and the Card Player of Spades.
<Spakster> Exchange Dentist of Fish, Card player of spades, and seventeen of diamonds
<DragonFogel> You return the cards and draw three more. You get the Ace of Water, the Infinity of Penguins, and the Infinity of Carbon Monoxide. You now have a full house, and you're starting to really wonder just how big this deck is.
<Spakster> Show hand
<DragonFogel> You show your hand. Death has a full house of three Infinities and two 1984s, but your Aces override that. War has a flush in Horseshoes. Pestilence has a straight from Fighter Pilot to Lion Tamer. (Well, he *says* that's a straight, anyways...) Famine only has a 7 high.
<DragonFogel> You have won this round. Of course, once again nobody bet anything.
<onewaystreet> > play cards
<DragonFogel> Famine complains that the game makes no sense and asks if they can play something different this time. He may just be a sore loser, of course.
<onewaystreet> > tell Famine he's just a sore loser and deal
<Spakster> >Tell them all they're retarded
<DragonFogel> You deal another hand of Poker. You are starting to feel very, very hungry.
<onewaystreet> > eat Spaks
<Spakster> > Prevent oneway from eating spaks
<Spakster> > Eat yiros
<DragonFogel> You do not have a Spaks to eat.
<Spakster> > Go Pub
<onewaystreet> > deal cards
<DragonFogel> Your cards are the Baker of Cakes, the Butcher of Ham, the Chef of Pies, the Vendor of Hot Dogs, and the Glutton of Spices. You feel even hungrier.
<onewaystreet> exchange glutton, because Baker, Butcher, Chef, Vendor, and Farmer make a straight
<Spakster> xD
<DragonFogel> You exchange the Glutton and draw the Farmer of Milk. You are still hungry.
<onewaystreet> show hand
<Spakster> >Bet 20 bucks
<onewaystreet> > Bet skwerl
|<-- Spakster has left irc.arg-irc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<DragonFogel> You are not carrying any male deer.
-->| Spakster (8f5c0308@zOmBiE-NuMbEr-C84FCCBD.mibbit.com) has joined #wwn
<DragonFogel> You are not carrying a skwerl.
<onewaystreet> inventory
<DragonFogel> You are carrying: one slightly used soul, one surprisingly large deck of cards.
<onewaystreet> is the soul mine?
<DragonFogel> You'd have to examine it to find that out.
<onewaystreet> > examine soul
<DragonFogel> It appears to be yours.
<onewaystreet> blast
<onewaystreet> > bet nothing and show hand
<DragonFogel> You show your hand. The Four Horsemen have terrible hands, all of which are high-infinity.
<onewaystreet> yay i win
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RadioShadow wrote:Including having SEX? :o
I know it's an alien concept to you RS, but there's no need to act so surprised.

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Xenesis » Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:35 pm

[4:31pm] x0_000: oh yay fogel is on WWN
[4:31pm] x0_000: it's only a matter of time before he posts a 7-day walkthrough to linkman's problem
[4:31pm] x0_000: Day 1: Build pencil, eraser from northern bases
[4:31pm] x0_000: Linkman: "The test is 2 hours."
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Alecat » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:38 pm

[16:45] <x0_000> john's the name of a character in a story of mine
[16:45] <mell> you're telling stories?
[16:45] <Gurgeh> And then john was a zombie
[16:45] <x0_000> well I'm narrating text adventures
[16:46] <x0_000> why not
[16:46] <mell> I wanna make you a z0mbie
[16:46] <mell> but not from here
[16:46] <x0_000> use zombie ray on mell
[16:48] <mell> does that work on a z0mbie?
[16:48] <Allete> You people are weird
[16:48] <mell> yes
[16:48] <x0_000> take Allete
[16:50] <mell> John might object, but you place Ale in your pocket
[16:50] <x0_000> look
[16:50] <mell> it is dark and you can see nothing
[16:50] <x0_000> exits
[16:51] |<-- Xenesis has left thelema.arg-irc.net (Ping timeout)
[16:51] <mell> there are no exits
[16:52] <x0_000> hmm
[16:52] <x0_000> use Allete on mell
[16:52] <mell> rawr!
[16:52] <x0_000> use Allete on Gurgeh
[16:54] <x0_000> finally I have a new background
[16:55] <mell> for what?
[16:55] <x0_000> my lappy
[16:55] <mell> oh
[16:55] <x0_000> so anyway
[16:55] <x0_000> use Allete on Gurgeh
[16:56] <mell> nothing happens
[16:56] <Gurgeh> Zombies don't need love
[16:57] <x0_000> use Gurgeh on mell
[16:57] * mell eyes John and goes back to the vodka
[16:58] -->| Xenesis (~Xenesis@zOmBiE-NuMbEr-CD2B1074.ip.adam.com.au) has joined #wwn
[16:58] =-= Mode #wwn +qo Xenesis Xenesis by ChanServ
[16:58] <x0_000> use mell on Xenesis
[16:58] <Xenesis> :o
[16:58] <mell> why are you using so many people?
[16:58] <x0_000> I'm trying to progress
[16:59] <mell> maybe you need to regress
[16:59] <x0_000> inventory
[17:00] <mell> you have Ale
[17:01] <x0_000> use Ale on Xenesis
[17:01] <Xenesis> O_o

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Shift Breaker » Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:14 am

Maaan, I always miss the good stuff.
"The part where you all shut up happens now." ~ thefalman
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Xenesis » Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:47 pm

[2:42pm] skwerl: use DEATH on Xenesis
[2:42pm] x0_000: Xenesis has died.
[2:42pm] Xenesis: Play cards with Death
[2:42pm] You left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
[2:43pm] You rejoined the room.
[2:43pm] You were promoted to room founder by chanserv.
[2:43pm] You were promoted to operator by chanserv.
[2:43pm] DragonFogel: Good thing you were wearing your hat, huh?
[2:43pm] • skwerl laughs
[2:43pm] Xenesis: How ironic
[2:43pm] x0_000: I guess you lost that game.
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by mell » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:08 pm

* Xenesis (~Xenesis@zOmBiE-NuMbEr) Quit ([thelema.arg-irc.net] Local kill by skwerl (You have died.))


you missed the reason

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Xenesis » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:11 pm

That never appeared on my end.
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by monkymeet » Wed May 07, 2008 2:44 pm

Channel is dead.
imageshack swallowed up my sig. This is a placeholder.

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Xenesis » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:11 pm

[7:08pm] DragonFogel: And AC Rivals, okay, that one's just going to be impossible.
[7:08pm] Xenesis: >_>;
[7:10pm] DragonFogel: It's *already* the hardest map in existence, putting Grimm on it qualifies as a violation of the Geneva conventions. >_<
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Linkman » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:23 am

Grimm can't be that underpowered, can he?
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Bog » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:30 pm

He's underpowered but by no means a wimp.

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Kanzer » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:52 am

His awesome covers any flaw very well, imo.
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Xenesis » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:50 pm

[8:50pm] Xenesis: 8-ball: Was that more frustrating than necessary?
[8:50pm] Jugger: Xenesis: 8-ball says: Absolutely
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Xenesis » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:20 pm

[11:18pm] Xenesis: Power! Syogun Change
[11:18pm] Jugger: Xenesis: Your CO Power is Super Zone! It is 3 stars!
[11:18pm] Xenesis: Power! Malicious hats
[11:18pm] Jugger: Xenesis: Your CO Power is Infinite Upgrade! It is 7 stars!
[11:19pm] Xenesis: Power! Suggestive imagery
[11:19pm] Jugger: Xenesis: Your CO Power is Yellow Assault! It is 2 stars!
[11:19pm] skwerl: power! Pitagora Suitchi
[11:19pm] Jugger: skwerl: Your CO Power is Sniper Boost! It is 2 stars!

I am way too bored :o
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by x0_000 » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:36 pm

did we get a bot
Only in math can you buy 600 cantaloupes and not look like a nutter.

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Xenesis » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:37 pm

Sort of not really but yes.
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Dragon Fogel » Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:31 pm

<Jugger> Xenesis: Your CO Power is Hyper Repair! It is 2 stars!
<x0_000> what.
<DragonFogel> ...
<DragonFogel> You got Andy's power, only cheaper. =P
<DragonFogel> Power!
<Jugger> DragonFogel: Your CO Power is Rage Upgrade! It is 2 stars!
<Xenesis> Well, I know a few legitimate power names can come out of it

*shortly after...*

<DragonFogel> Power!
<Jugger> DragonFogel: Your CO Power is Meteor Strike! It is 5 stars!
<Xenesis> ....
<DragonFogel> Wow, 5 star Meteor Strike? =P
<DragonFogel> I'm broken. =P
<Xenesis> Let's hope it's AW1 Meteor Strike :P
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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by x0_000 » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:38 pm

0:02 DragonFogel: 8-ball are you of any use whatsoever?
0:02 Jugger: DragonFogel: 8-ball says: Yes
0:02 x0_000: ooooh snap
0:03 Xenesis: I think you just got told by an inanimate object
0:03 x0_000: inanimate VIRTUAL object
0:03 DragonFogel: 8-ball Do you agree with Xen's assessment?
0:03 Jugger: DragonFogel: 8-ball says: Go for it
0:03 x0_000: that sounds like a yes
0:04 DragonFogel: 8-ball Can you clarify your previous response?
0:04 Jugger: DragonFogel: 8-ball says: Not now
0:05 DragonFogel: Okay, that was eerily coherent.
0:06 x0_000: 8-ball did you just tell off Dragon Fogel?
0:06 Jugger: x0_000: 8-ball says: Absolutely
Only in math can you buy 600 cantaloupes and not look like a nutter.

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Re: What you're missing on IRC. (#WWNBash)

Post by Dragon Fogel » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:08 pm

<x0_000> 8-ball can you not give an answer to this question?
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: Go for it
<x0_000> 8-ball why won't you love me?
<Linkman> coward's bomb... all infantry units next to an enemy unit explode
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: You will have to wait
<x0_000> 8-ball what if I can't wait?
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: Who knows
<Linkman> you get their amount in funds added to your treasury, enemies take 2 damage
<x0_000> 8-ball you know, don't you?
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: No
<x0_000> crumpets.
<DragonFogel> 8-ball Are you owning x0 now?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: Absolutely
<Xenesis> Man
<Linkman> 8-ball what the fudge?
<Jugger> Linkman: 8-ball says: Very doubtful
<Xenesis> I have a malicious 8-ball.
<Xenesis> 8-ball are you really that malicious?
<Jugger> Xenesis: 8-ball says: My sources say no

<DragonFogel> 8-ball Am I more awesome than x0?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: My sources say no
<x0_000> oh snap
<Linkman> lol
<Linkman> pwned
<x0_000> hmm
<x0_000> 8-ball am *I* more awesome than DragonFogel?
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: Forget about it
<DragonFogel> I guess that makes us equally awesome. =P
<x0_000> that means we are equal in awesomeness
<x0_000> dammit
<Linkman> 8-ball is Linkman more awesome than Fogel and x0 combined?
<Jugger> Linkman: 8-ball says: Go for it
<Linkman> lol
<x0_000> 8-ball is my awesomeness a non-negative quantity?
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: Forget about it
<x0_000> oh crumpets
<x0_000> 8-ball is the sum of my awesomeness and the sum of DragonFogel's awesomeness a non-negative quantity?
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: Very doubtful
<x0_000> crumpets
* Xenesis sets mode: +oav Linkman Jugger x0_000
<x0_000> that means we are not awesome at all
<x0_000> we are in fact unawesome
<Xenesis> :(

<DragonFogel> 8-ball So, is my awesomeness a non-negative quantity?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: No
<DragonFogel> ...well, crud.
<DragonFogel> Wait!
<DragonFogel> 8-ball Are you a reliable judge of awesomeness?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: You will have to wait
<DragonFogel> 8-ball Does that mean you will be, but you aren't now?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: No
<DragonFogel> 8-ball Are you just messing with us?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: Looking good
<x0_000> 8-ball can you stop looking good for a moment?
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: Are you kidding?
<DragonFogel> 8-ball How vain can you get?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: You will have to wait
<Xenesis> Wow. I have a stylish jerk 8-ball :o
<x0_000> :O
<DragonFogel> 8-ball Wait for you to get as vain as possible?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: Yes
<Linkman> haha
<DragonFogel> 8-ball Is *your* awesomeness a non-negative quantity?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: Very doubtful
<x0_000> I see
<x0_000> awesomeness is a negative quantity by definition
<DragonFogel> 8-ball Is anybody awesome?
<Jugger> DragonFogel: 8-ball says: My sources say no
<x0_000> 8-ball is awesomeness a negative quantity by definition?
<Jugger> x0_000: 8-ball says: Are you kidding?
<Xenesis> Crap. No one is awesome? :/
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