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Re: YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS TOPIC WHEN DRUNK

Post by daisy » Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:23 am

.....you really want a drunk shirtless picture of my beautiful figure?

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Re: YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS TOPIC WHEN DRUNK

Post by hawkesnightmare » Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:07 am

Pkdragon wrote:hawke i am not sure you are actually drunk i need to see proof
I post when I'm sleep deprived. The effect is similar enough.
daisy: If the UK is worse than the present #5 in the world in terms of GDP come July 1st 2018 I will dye my hair pink.

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Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:41 am

MERRY CHRISTMAS HAWKE! YOUR PRESENT IS A BRAND NEW CHAINSAW! YOU LIKE THOSE RIGHT!?
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Post by daisy » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:07 am

Trying too hard.

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Post by Linkman » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:27 am

Pkdragon wrote:except me i have moobs you don't want to see that
moob that crumpets

Okay so shirtless might be a tad much but I can certainly give you a glimpse of my drinking!

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See that? I was at a "gamer bar" the other day, basically order drinks/food and there's a few videogame consoles for you to play, plus a few arcades. They had themed drinks--that's Lon Lon Milk, some sort of rum+kahlua thingy (I can't be bothered to remember the details.)

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That's a DK Barrel Blast, the best of the bunch. Some sort of white rum+banana concoction, was actually really tasty!

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And this is supposed to be an X-Buster, though I was sorely disappointed at the shape of the glass. Basically it was like a Blue Lagoon, bartender probably wasn't too inspired.
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Re: YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS TOPIC WHEN DRUNK

Post by daisy » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:33 pm

Disaronno or nothing.

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Post by monkymeet » Mon Jan 05, 2015 4:33 pm

Narts wrote:from left to right

1. hatsune miku
2. tatyana angrybirdrevenge
3. shes not broken, she's just a baby
4. monkymeet

get me drunk enough and I'll draw them without bikinis



...get me drunker and I'll add dicks
someone get this person more booze plz

preferably enough for the second option
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Post by onewaystreet » Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:06 pm

daisy wrote:Disaronno or nothing.
It's like you know the way to my heart.
thefalman wrote:Honestly, just when I thought we could all have a nice topic about mocking ridiculously, overly hardcore fundamentalists, it has to turn into a religious debate.

You bastards.
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RadioShadow wrote:Including having SEX? :o
I know it's an alien concept to you RS, but there's no need to act so surprised.

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Re: YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS TOPIC WHEN DRUNK

Post by daisy » Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:25 pm

onewaystreet wrote:
daisy wrote:Disaronno or nothing.
It's like you know the way to my heart.
With ice.

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Re: YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS TOPIC WHEN DRUNK

Post by onewaystreet » Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:23 am

I got spherical ice cube molds for Christmas. I feel so classy.
thefalman wrote:Honestly, just when I thought we could all have a nice topic about mocking ridiculously, overly hardcore fundamentalists, it has to turn into a religious debate.

You bastards.
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RadioShadow wrote:Including having SEX? :o
I know it's an alien concept to you RS, but there's no need to act so surprised.

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Re: YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS TOPIC WHEN DRUNK

Post by Kiltman2 » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:35 am

I AM FINALLY DRUNK ENOUGH TO POST IN THIS TOPIC

What have I been drinking, I hear you ask? WELL

BECAUSE I CONFORM TO NATIONAL STEROTYPES, WHISKY. LOTS OF IT.
SCOTCH WHISKY TO BE PRECISE.

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I had a few of this fella when I went to the distillery today. Pretty fudge lush - citrus notes with a vanilla finish, but crucially being non-chill filtered it has a full and thick mouthfeel. Lots of people get uncomfortable with that word. Mouth. Feel. How you mouth feels. Poke your cheek with your tongue. Do it. Ain't it great. So soft and wet. Dontcha love the MOUTHFEEL.

But pretty fudge lush either way. Then tried this other cousin.
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The toasted oak, which is the same whisky but matured in 8 different levels of charred oak casks for like 8 years I think, then 8 more in ex-Deanston casks so think big spice, big flavour - nae messing around here, a big fudge whisky nae messing. Spice, sweet strong orange punch, cask punching you in the tongue - if you like a whisky not lacking in flavour, you are in nirvana. Hello, there's the sweet afterlife. Oh wait. YOU'RE STILL fudge ALIVE AND IT'S JUST WHISKY, BOTTLE THAT crumpets OH WAIT WE HAVE £90 FOR THAT PLEASE

Yeah some Scotch isn't cheap buuuuut y'know

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ALRIGHT FOR A BLEND AMARITE, but yeah. Just alright, interesting mix of flavours, hint of smoke but not enough to justify a smoky description and defo not enough for a smoky blend. Alright though, better than average just nothing special. 6.5/10.

I did however finish the night with this lassie (no-one in Scotland calls anyone lassie but I am living up to so many national sterotypes (lol Kiltman wut) that I'll keep going why not)
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Now between these whiskies were 5 hours and many drinks and whiskies but these are the most significant. Now Aberlour, at almost every age tastes like sweeties. Candy if you were unfortunate enough to not be Scottish. So sweet and fruity and soft you can get away with this luscious whisky - the extra time in the barrel (age is measured in time spent in barrel haw haw) gives it extra spice and life. So a tad bit more robust but such an exquisite whisky that gives and gives. 8/10

Also my current job is to kinda be a Scotch whisky expert so uh. If anyone has any DRUNKEN Scotch whisky questions I'd love to hear and answer them the best I can, hopefully intoxicated but we'll see.

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Re: YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS TOPIC WHEN DRUNK

Post by onewaystreet » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:06 pm

can you get me some?
thefalman wrote:Honestly, just when I thought we could all have a nice topic about mocking ridiculously, overly hardcore fundamentalists, it has to turn into a religious debate.

You bastards.
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RadioShadow wrote:Including having SEX? :o
I know it's an alien concept to you RS, but there's no need to act so surprised.

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Post by Pkdragon » Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:19 pm

that grouse is badass looking
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Post by hawkesnightmare » Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:18 pm

onewaystreet wrote:can you get me some?
Me as well, but mail it in such a fashion that it takes 362 days to get here.
daisy: If the UK is worse than the present #5 in the world in terms of GDP come July 1st 2018 I will dye my hair pink.

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Post by monkymeet » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:18 pm

WHY DO ONLY TWO HAVE NUMERICAL RATINGS

I NEED MY ARBITRARY MEASUREMENTS AND SCORES SO THAT I CAN BLINDLY FOLLOW YOUR OPINIONS WITH COMPLETE DISREGARD OF YOUR ACTUAL COMMENTS
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Post by Linkman » Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:34 am

Pkdragon wrote:that grouse is badass looking
fudge yrah
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Post by Linkman » Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:37 am

monkymeet wrote:WHY DO ONLY TWO HAVE NUMERICAL RATINGS

I NEED MY ARBITRARY MEASUREMENTS AND SCORES SO THAT I CAN BLINDLY FOLLOW YOUR OPINIONS WITH COMPLETE DISREGARD OF YOUR ACTUAL COMMENTS
that is bull I read the whole thing

first one: mouthfeel/10
second one: £90/10
GROUSE 6.5/0
last one 8/10
"everytime I try to draw xen I end up drawing a kangaroo smoking a cigar while chainsawing a tree" - Deoxy
"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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Post by Kiltman2 » Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:26 pm

Deanston 12: 6.8/10
Deanston Toasted Oak: 7.5/10

I'm cracking out the decimals, now you know it's getting arbitrary.

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Post by Sven » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:08 pm

my friend just introduced me to neil cicierega's albums. where have these been all my life oh my god

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Post by onewaystreet » Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:21 am

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thefalman wrote:Honestly, just when I thought we could all have a nice topic about mocking ridiculously, overly hardcore fundamentalists, it has to turn into a religious debate.

You bastards.
thefalman wrote:
RadioShadow wrote:Including having SEX? :o
I know it's an alien concept to you RS, but there's no need to act so surprised.

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Post by Guesty » Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:48 am

Hey guys! So it turns out being drunk is fun.
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Post by hawkesnightmare » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:41 pm

Was perusing the internet looking for AW-related stuff and stumbled on this little gem
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daisy: If the UK is worse than the present #5 in the world in terms of GDP come July 1st 2018 I will dye my hair pink.

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Re: YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS TOPIC WHEN DRUNK

Post by daisy » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:00 pm

Do not do that.

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Post by Dragonite » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:11 pm

I don't get it?

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Post by hawkesnightmare » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:14 pm

I was just showing everyone I found DTK somewhere other than here. Pure coincidence that it's his birthday as well.
daisy: If the UK is worse than the present #5 in the world in terms of GDP come July 1st 2018 I will dye my hair pink.

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Post by Twelve Boats » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:55 pm

havn't gotten drunk in a long time. old habits die hard; a good movie
the dream

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Post by Narts » Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:29 am

What the actual fudge why wont this lete posr

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Post by Narts » Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:32 am

Gof fudge dtirtamm

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Post by Hans Stockmann » Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:51 pm

I leave you guys alone for a while and this vile tomfoolery is how you spend your time? Begone!
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Post by Linkman » Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:06 pm

who locked this

pichu pls

Btw wine is gooood
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Post by Linkman » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:20 pm

It took me like a solid half hour and switching to Darksun to unlock this
"everytime I try to draw xen I end up drawing a kangaroo smoking a cigar while chainsawing a tree" - Deoxy
"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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Post by Sven » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:23 pm

classic friday night

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Post by Linkman » Sat Apr 18, 2015 3:02 pm

btw I bought the grouse

I know it's not even the best one Kilty rated but it was the grouse and it looked so badass
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Post by Treedweller » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:17 am

Drunk Linky nights are my favourite nights. He always messages me to say how much he loves me.

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Post by scraggypunk » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:28 am

does high count
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Post by Linkman » Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:39 pm

Treedweller wrote:Drunk Linky nights are my favourite nights. He always messages me to say how much he loves me.
All joking aside, I am a very caring drunk.
"everytime I try to draw xen I end up drawing a kangaroo smoking a cigar while chainsawing a tree" - Deoxy
"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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Post by Treedweller » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:21 pm

And that's why I love you, Linky.

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Post by Pkdragon » Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:54 pm

scraggypunk wrote:does high count
as the official representative of colorado i believe it should count
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Post by Kiltman2 » Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:52 pm

Oooh, what did you think of the Grouse Linky?

Also lemme know what sort of Scotch you have available, if it's not too export-only heavy I can give you a run down of what is what!

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Post by Linkman » Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:41 am

I liked it! I'm not the biggest scotch drinker, but it was interesting. My mum is the one that enjoys it so I got it for her--I usually just get Buchanan's or Johnny Walker black. She approved! Plus, the grouse just looks so badass in among the other lesser bottles.

I also got this one as a birthday gift:

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Which is good, though less tasty than Grouse. Personally I like drinking Rusty Nails, so usually the scotch gets drowned out a bit there anyways.

I'll take a pic of my local scotch selection and I'll ask for your advice Kilty :)
"everytime I try to draw xen I end up drawing a kangaroo smoking a cigar while chainsawing a tree" - Deoxy
"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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