WWN mafia, number 41 (Blown but town wins anyway)

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[M] MysteriousLies

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLies » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:41 am

[M] MysteriousLace wrote:Dead are all the gods: now do we desire the overman to live.
God = Dead
God = Lord
Lord = Dead
MysteriousLord = MysteriousDead

One of them should be lynched for they are obviously the same person.

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[M] MysteriousLord

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLord » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:53 am

my children
do you not see the evil before your eyes

i stand alone threatened by a mob
they are scared and so they lash out
but among them are those that carry evil intentions

if i were evil do you not think that some would argue against this lynch
instead the mob only grows
their insanity stirred by a hidden enemy

i am not a foe

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[M] MysteriousLace

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLace » Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:53 am

You are a drone. A drone hath no eyes. A drone hath not hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; not fed with the same
food, not hurt with the same weapons, not subject to the same diseases,
not heal'd by the same means, not warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as man is. If we prick you, you will not bleed. If
we tickle you, you will not laugh. If we poison you, you will not die.
You wrong us, but have no idea of revenge. If we are so unlike you in the
rest, you could hardly be said to have life at all.

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[M] MysteriousLass

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLass » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:40 am

so flies was fries
is he a happy meal toy?

all this pointing is making my head spin

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Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by HPD » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:56 am

tally:

Lord - 5 (Lace, Dad, Dice, Lies, Legs)
Eyes - 2 (Flies, Fries)
Lies - 1 (Eyes)
Mice - 1 (Dead)
Legs - 1 (Lives)

waiting for:
MysteriousLass
MysteriousLord
MysteriousMice
MysteriousBed

MysteriousLord is three votes away from majority.

The role-playing is hilarious, by the way. I was expecting people to act a little more 'natural' and go madly theorytarding and trying to figure out who's who. An interesting observation!
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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[M] MysteriousLord

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLord » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:29 am

to my denial of being a foe Lace replies that i am a drone
clearly he does not think
even in the one affirmation he makes
he is wrong

i am also not a drone
in fact i think and feel so much that it has bewildered him
i am not someone a mere animal such as himself can compare to nor understand

much like an ant before a man
he mistakes my toe for a gigantic wall
of course he sees no eyes nor hands
of course his weapons do not work against me
of course i am impenetrable to him

so he insists on making me much less than i am
before me all he has are his delusions

i understand him
after all i am well aware of how great i am

but for his own sake
discard that embarrassing train of thought that metagame
it only displays his pettiness and weakness to all
why else would he go there if not because he knows he does not have the strength to play the game

the real question
is he an evil one
using the metagame to gain advantage over the innocent
or
is he an imbecile
refusing to think and realize that i am innocent in order to nurse his battered ego


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[M] MysteriousLace

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLace » Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:51 am

God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

I applaud you for your attempt, MysteriousLord. Perhaps a kinder, more gentler soul than I would allow you to live on in self delusion. But when one sees a mad dog they are obliged to put it down.

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[M] MysteriousFries
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Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousFries » Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:13 am

Is this avatar better, HPD? :)

People, people! Do not lynch Mysterious Lord! Regardless of his affiliation, he's hilarious. If we lose Lord now, what will we have left? MysteriousLace with it's awful philosophical ramblings. And that would truly prove that God is Dead.

That is a good enough reason not to lynch him in my book.

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[M] MysteriousDad

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousDad » Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:29 am

I must admit. I was frightened to.

I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.

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[M] MysteriousLord

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLord » Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:12 am

it was inevitable
lace has abandoned

incapable of thinking on his own
he has stolen the words of another
no
what he did is too vile to be called stealing

let us look at what remains of lace
so i was a drone and now i am a mad dog
he is consistently wrong at least
he has no idea after all

he wants me dead quite badly
but i believe we will not follow a fool

even if he were not evil
foolishness is an evil of its own
i may yet have to lynch him

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[M] MysteriousLass

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLass » Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:17 am

you are making my head hurt

people want to kill me

you know of the mafia?

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[M] MysteriousLace

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLace » Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:31 am

It heartens me to see that your self delusions haven't addled your mind too much. I see you can still understand basic metaphors, MysteriousLord. It is a shame you revealed yourself so early.

Fries, I am much more interested in killing this drone calling himself a Lord than I am in your 'entertainment'. Your motives are suspect, and the image you took upon yourself was not one taken in good faith.

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Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by HPD » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:14 pm

I'd say about a day and a half ought to be enough to wrap up. So that's what you still have this phase.
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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[M] MysteriousDice

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousDice » Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:16 pm

I don't have anything against the Lord. Dice just came up against him on the one roll. Gamble again, what do we get?

A Bed needs to be made. No post, no talk. Should we start trying to get words out of it?

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[M] MysteriousDead
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Location: The Graveyard

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousDead » Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:46 am

Death is no matter for the living. The living are no matter for the dead. And so it is for he the earthly call "Big Guy Upstairs".

Material taking part in humans' matters is unnatural however, and those from the Land Under will see to it that such felony sees closure.

lynch Lace

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[M] MysteriousLies

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLies » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:06 am

This is a strangely uninteresting sight.

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[M] MysteriousLord

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLord » Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:00 am

i had hoped lace was only misguided
but he truly is blinded
his motives are false
for there is no reason behind his action

it has been explained
until i spoke
the sentiment against me had only grown
while others were neutral to my ordeal
this will to end me is far too strong
it is wrong

now lace directs his venom towards fries
hoping to scare all into submission
he has called fries' motive suspect
yet his own is openly destructive

the mad must be dealt with
lynch mysteriouslace
he will not bend from me alone
i hope the reasonable will join me

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[M] MysteriousDad

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousDad » Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:05 am

Nonsense. I will do no such thing.

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[M] MysteriousLord

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLord » Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:41 am

Shhhhhh
i am talking to the reasonable
not the goon squad

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[M] MysteriousLass

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLass » Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:25 am

mysterylord talks so much complicated stuff
i don't understand

don't trust you
lynchmysteriouslord
*giggle*

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[M] MysteriousHost

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousHost » Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:25 am

Citizens, I bear a message for all to hear.

HPD hath perished. Due to his poor performances in providing entertainment, he hath been lynched by the most angriest of mobs. I have taken over his reign and will from now on preside over this... discussion of sorts.

My first message I will deliver upon thee, the Covenant of Mysterious Mysteries, is that thou hast twenty-four hours forthwidth to deliver upon me the name of the sacifice from thine ranks.

Do thee truly wish to present thine own Lord as worthy enough to satiate me?


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[M] MysteriousDice

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousDice » Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:43 pm

Lynch MysteriousBed. No words, no contact, nothing interesting.

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[M] MysteriousBed

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousBed » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:08 pm

*yawn* I only speak when I have something of value to say.

While we're on the subject of inactives: Lynch MysteriousLives

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[M] MysteriousHost

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousHost » Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:07 pm

One can only marvel at the level of antagonism your Lord has inflicted upon himself. Perhaps, though, his words of warning are those of prophecy. We shall know his fate in twelve hours.

Lord - 5 (Lace, Dad, Lies, Legs, Lass)
Eyes - 2 (Flies, Fries)
Lace - 2 (Dead, Lord)
Lies - 1 (Eyes)
Legs - 1 (Lives)
Bed - 1 (Dice)
Lives - 1 (Bed)

MysteriousMice hath not yet delivered his proposal for the one to be sacrificed. I will be tempted to unleash my wrath upon him should he not comply before closure.

MysteriousLord is three votes away from majority.

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[M] MysteriousHost

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousHost » Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:09 pm

One spec of advice to all of thee, though: beware of the consequences of lynching haphazardly. Try to unveil the mysteries behind the identity of thy kin before thou makest thy final verdict.

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[M] MysteriousMice

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousMice » Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:40 pm

I've been summoned, let us vote lord how many votes away from death is he?

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[M] MysteriousLies

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLies » Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:25 am

I do care about who is who. For real.

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[M] MysteriousDad

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousDad » Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:15 am

I am King Jaffe Joffer ruler of Zamunda!

And who are you?

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[M] MysteriousLord

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLord » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:18 am

i am preparing a post
of epic word count
and revelation
the words of the host shall be relayed
the glory of the lord shall be exalted
and then we will count the votes

brb :D

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[M] MysteriousHost

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousHost » Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:20 am

This intrigues me. I will grant thee an extension. However, consequences will be dire should thou fail to deliver what it is thou promise.

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[M] MysteriousLord

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLord » Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:42 am

i fell asleep lol
time to say stuff

this day will soon come at an end
and an intriguing day it was
i walked across the land
meeting various mysterious people
i sought followers
men of great talent
like myself
in order to stave off evil
and so i found just how amazing i was
there was no one as great as me

this is how my story begins
in the beginning all was mysterious
the nameless ones were gathered
awaiting the word from the host

thus the host spoke
there will be a lord
which one of you is worthy
and he looked at the candidates
while combing his beautiful hair
he evaluated them
and was dazzled by an exceptional man
a man perfect to spread his word
his wordiness was unequaled
his intelligence a shining beacon
his looks regally attractive
with the physical prowess matching the greatest of athletes
he looked at me and threw the dice
then said these dice will decide who the lord will be
i jumped to the dice as if called by the moment
and punched them in the face
it might seem like a hopeless fight
there were two dice
and only one of me
but i prevailed
and the host was impressed
he was hoping for that

i knew that i was favored
the host and i were totally chums
he told me of his creation
a violent world of mysterious people
he told me of my role in this world
and i knew i had to do something
so i went on a journey to hone my skills
and off i was

at first i met a duck
and a dog
and a bunny
the dog barked at the duck
the duck quacked at the bunny
and the bunny was munching something
"Ehh, what's up doc?"
it said
and it was like an epiphany
i returned to the host and asked him
if i was not worthy to protect the innocent
but he had already chosen someone else

so i went on a second journey
and met a cosplayer who dressed up like a bat
and i asked him what he was doing
he punched bad guys
and so i asked him how he knew they were evil
he answered that he didn't know
and i nodded in approval
i returned to the host
i have found my vocation
i will punch bad guys
unfortunately
he had already found someone who would spring into action
and punch
even harder than me

the host spoke to me
but despair not
i have found
wait i said
i must find out myself
and so i went on a third journey
and i met a vegetable
with a very oily mustache
we competed in finding out who the bad guy was
it was the tomato
that mushy bastard

so i came back to the host
and told him of my latest ambition
i would pinpoint the evil in his world of mysterious people
and he approved:
"you're going to need all the help you can get, just ask me if you want to know if someone is evil"

now
let us feast and let us toast
soon i return to the host
and we shall both slit our wrist in heaven and drink the good wine
gonna get so drunk
you'll want to join us quickly

oh an by the way
the host tells me to pass on a message
"stop lynching hpd
pretty please"

no idea what that means

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[M] MysteriousFries
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Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousFries » Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:55 pm

;_; so beautiful

lynch MysteriousLace cuz it is the satan

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Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by hawkesnightmare » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:55 pm

This game is great.
daisy: If the UK is worse than the present #5 in the world in terms of GDP come July 1st 2018 I will dye my hair pink.

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[M] MysteriousHost

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousHost » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:55 pm

The deadline hath passed. I will now pass verdict on he who was deemed guilty.

MysteriousLord hath been sacrificed. Like some other religious prophets, he was cast out and crucified for spreading his words of wisdom. History truly repeats itself continuously.

He was the Inspector, and was played by Kireato.

Lord - 5 (Lace, Dad, Lies, Legs, Lass)
Lace - 3 (Dead, Lord, Fries)
Eyes - 1 (Flies)
Lies - 1 (Eyes)
Legs - 1 (Lives)
Bed - 1 (Dice)
Lives - 1 (Bed)


This is what happens when my warning is not heeded. Let us now pass the night in mourning. Those with a night action are expected to send those to me, however.


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[M] MysteriousLass

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLass » Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:15 pm

he deceived me

his blood..
it didn't taste like alcohol
*giggle*

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[M] MysteriousDead
Rank: Dead Person
Location: The Graveyard

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousDead » Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:53 pm

"So long", said the passed. Life will not bear memory of you, Lord.

May we all (well, you) find peace in the other world. It is full of innerly charming bear folk. Honest.

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[M] MysteriousLies

Re: 10th Anniversary WWN mafia, number 41

Post by [M] MysteriousLies » Sat Mar 14, 2015 2:23 am

yOur Lord was a robot. How interesting.

Your death will be remembered, Lord. May you rest in peace.

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