Cop Mafia: GAME OVER -- MAFIA "WINS"

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by HPD » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:27 am

super cop never fails

sven is guilty and you know it
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Dragonite » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:38 am

At least the setup works fine..

Day one, and we have a huge standoff over several guilty pings and specific roles mixing stuff up.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Airnike » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:50 am

Keep in mind, if the deadline is hit, MysteriousLad will get lynched with 75% of the votes, against Sven's... 33%?
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
I am MysteriousLad.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by hawkesnightmare » Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:06 am

Three votes against ML, one against me and one against Sven. 60%/20%/20%.
daisy: If the UK is worse than the present #5 in the world in terms of GDP come July 1st 2018 I will dye my hair pink.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Linkman » Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:14 am

Why does ML require less votes?

Lynch Sven, c'mon, it's super cop result. Plus he survived a night phase, he's obviously guilty.
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Linkman » Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:29 am

Wait why didn't anyone die last night?
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Airnike » Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:30 am

Night zero. Mafia wasn't allowed a nightkill.
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
I am MysteriousLad.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by hawkesnightmare » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:24 am

Linkman wrote:Why does ML require less votes?
Because my role does things.
daisy: If the UK is worse than the present #5 in the world in terms of GDP come July 1st 2018 I will dye my hair pink.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by HPD » Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:52 am

Airnike wrote:Night zero. Mafia wasn't allowed a nightkill.
ugh, I could've claimed super cop right from the start then
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Pkdragon » Mon Jun 08, 2015 3:21 am

i don't trust super cop
seems op

don't trust seemingly op people

lynch hpd

yeah i went there
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Pkdragon » Mon Jun 08, 2015 3:29 am

but seriously making me choose between ML and Sven guilty pings

you guys are taxing my commitment to playing fair
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Sven » Mon Jun 08, 2015 3:22 pm

SCENE II. Dutch orchard.

Enter SVEN
SVEN
He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
MYSTERIOUSLAD appears above at a window

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Mysterious Lad is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Sven » Mon Jun 08, 2015 3:27 pm

lynch HPD

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by MysteriousLad » Mon Jun 08, 2015 4:55 pm

Why are we lynching sven over hawke?
How many votes are on him?
I'll hammer but hawke's a better vote.
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Airnike » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:21 pm

This requires a vote tally again:
  • Vote tally:
  • Dragonite: 0
  • HPD: 2 (33%): Pkdragon, Sven
  • Satel: 0
  • MysteriousLad: 2 (50%): Hawkesnightmare (x2, locked) 2 LEFT TO LYNCH!
  • Hawkesnightmare: 1 (16%): MysteriousLad
  • Q: 0
  • K: 0
  • pkdragon: 0
  • Sven: 3 (50%): HPD, Gentleman of Dread, Linkman SUPER COP SAID GUILTY
  • Gentleman of Dread: 0
  • Linkman: 0
With 11 players alive, it takes 5 to lynch 4 to lynch MysteriousLad and 6 to lynch anyone else.
If day ends like this, both MysteriousLad and Sven will get lynched.
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
I am MysteriousLad.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by HPD » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:40 pm

MysteriousLad wrote:Why are we lynching sven over hawke?
How many votes are on him?
I'll hammer but hawke's a better vote.
let's wait on the verdict of SUPER COP, shall we?

plus, I have the feeling that Hawke wasted what powers he had already and is much less of a threat now
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"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by MysteriousLad » Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:19 pm

His target on me is opportunstic though.
Read what I posted earlier.

Anyway, I'm targeting Pkdragon tonight.
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Sven » Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:05 pm

Ainuku
[Reads]
Your grace shall understand that at the receipt of
your letter I am very sick: but in the instant that
your messenger came, in loving visitation was with
me a young doctor of the Netherlands; his name is Balthasar. I
acquainted him with the cause in controversy between
the supercop and Sven the troll: we turned o'er
many books together: he is furnished with my
opinion; which, bettered with his own learning, the
greatness whereof I cannot enough commend, comes
with him, at my importunity, to fill up your grace's
request in my stead. I beseech you, let his lack of
years be no impediment to let him lack a reverend
estimation; for I never knew so young a body with so
old a head. I leave him to your gracious
acceptance, whose trial shall better publish his
commendation.
DUKE
You hear the learn'd Xenesis, what he writes:
And here, I take it, is the doctor come.
Enter mysteriouslad, dressed like a doctor of laws

Give me your hand. Come you from old Xenesis?
mysteriouslad
I did, my lord.
DUKE
You are welcome: take your place.
Are you acquainted with the difference
That holds this present question in the court?
mysteriouslad
I am informed thoroughly of the cause.
Which is the troll here, and which the supercop?
DUKE
Sven and old HPD, both stand forth.
mysteriouslad
Is your name HPD?
HPD
HPD is my name.
mysteriouslad
Of a strange nature is the suit you follow;
Yet in such rule that the WWN law
Cannot impugn you as you do proceed.
You stand within his danger, do you not?
Sven
Ay, so he says.
mysteriouslad
Do you confess the bond?
Sven
I do.
mysteriouslad
Then must the supercop be merciful.
HPD
On what compulsion must I? tell me that.
mysteriouslad
The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes:
'Tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown;
His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;
But mercy is above this sceptred sway;
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings,
It is an attribute to God himself;
And earthly power doth then show likest God's
When mercy seasons justice. Therefore, supercop,
Though justice be thy plea, consider this,
That, in the course of justice, none of us
Should see salvation: we do pray for mercy;
And that same prayer doth teach us all to render
The deeds of mercy. I have spoke thus much
To mitigate the justice of thy plea;
Which if thou follow, this strict court of Venice
Must needs give sentence 'gainst the troll there.
HPD
My deeds upon my head! I crave the law,
The penalty and forfeit of my bond.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Airnike » Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:46 pm

Please. Thou arst being far too grandiloquent and sesquipedalian for wee little myself, Sven.
I therefore inquire you to keep your poems under a limit.
Fifteen dozens of words, that shall be your challenge.
For the sake of they eyes of the beholders, else you shoo'em away.
Can I put my trust in thee?
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
I am MysteriousLad.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Dragonite » Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:54 pm

wait, what. Sven has 3 votes on him while ML has two, in that list. Doesn´t that mean only Sven will die as of right now?

This clowning is getting nowhere though, so I shall trust SUPERCOP in this. lynch sven

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by HPD » Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:32 pm

Perhaps you think that I am braving you in what I am saying now, as in what
I said before about the tears and prayers. But this is not so. I speak
rather because I am convinced that I never intentionally wronged any one,
although I cannot convince you--the time has been too short; if there were
a law at WWN, as there is in other cities, that a capital cause should
not be decided in one day, then I believe that I should have convinced you.
But I cannot in a moment refute great slanders; and, as I am convinced that
I never wronged another, I will assuredly not wrong myself. I will not say
of myself that I deserve any evil, or propose any penalty. Why should I?
because I am afraid of the penalty of death which Sven proposes? When I
do not know whether death is a good or an evil, why should I propose a
penalty which would certainly be an evil? Shall I say imprisonment? And
why should I live in prison, and be the slave of the magistrates of the
year--of the Trolls? Or shall the penalty be a fine, and imprisonment
until the fine is paid? There is the same objection. I should have to lie
in prison, for money I have none, and cannot pay. And if I say exile (and
this may possibly be the penalty which you will affix), I must indeed be
blinded by the love of life, if I am so irrational as to expect that when
you, who are my own citizens, cannot endure my discourses and words, and
have found them so grievous and odious that you will have no more of them,
others are likely to endure me. No indeed, men of WWN, that is not very
likely. And what a life should I lead, at my age, wandering from city to
city, ever changing my place of exile, and always being driven out! For I
am quite sure that wherever I go, there, as here, the young men will flock
to me; and if I drive them away, their elders will drive me out at their
request; and if I let them come, their fathers and friends will drive me
out for their sakes.
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Dragonite » Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:14 am

Mafia: Hard Cop action: Concrete text walls of DOOM.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by MysteriousLad » Tue Jun 09, 2015 12:40 am

Pkdragon won the longest wall.
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Satel » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:23 am

Great Wall of China beaten by pk
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Airnike » Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:11 am

Day phase ends.
  • Vote tally:
  • Dragonite: 0
  • HPD: 2 (33%): Pkdragon, Sven
  • Satel: 0
  • MysteriousLad: 2 (50%): Hawkesnightmare (x2, locked) 2 LEFT TO LYNCH!
  • Hawkesnightmare: 1 (16%): MysteriousLad
  • Q: 0
  • K: 0
  • pkdragon: 0
  • Sven: 4 (66%): HPD, Gentleman of Dread, Linkman, Dragonite SUPER COP SAID GUILTY
  • Gentleman of Dread: 0
  • Linkman: 0
Sven was lynched. He was the Defender Cop.Pretty sloppy-looking at his job, and always assuming guilty. Mostly because his job wasn't to investigate people, but the evidence! He was ready to show that framer how talented he was, but fate turned out not to play in his favor. The Framer is probably laughing at him. He was a Townie. Each night, he could target someone and figure out whether an ability made them appear guilty this night.

Night 1! Send in these night actions!
Last edited by Airnike on Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:27 am, edited 1 time in total.
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
I am MysteriousLad.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Satel » Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:12 am

Tally?
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Airnike » Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:27 am

Post edited.
Please don't post when I'm doing that, bro.

By the way, tonight someone dies.
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
I am MysteriousLad.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by HPD » Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:56 am

23 Then the whole assembly rose and led him off to Airnike. 2 And they began to accuse him, saying, “We have found this man subverting our nation. He opposes payment of taxes to WWN and claims to be a Troll, a king.”

3 So HPD asked Sven, “Are you the king of the Trolls?”

“You have said so,” Sven replied.

4 Then Airnike announced to the chief priests and the crowd, “I find no basis for a charge against this man.”

5 But they insisted, “He stirs up the people all over WWN by his teaching. He started in DIDAH and has come all the way here.”

6 On hearing this, Dragonite asked if the man was a Troll. 7 When he learned that Sven was under Pkdragon’s jurisdiction, he sent him to Mysteriouslad, who was also on WWN at that time.

8 When MysteriousLad saw Sven, he was greatly pleased, because for a long time he had been wanting to see him. From what he had heard about him, he hoped to see him perform a sign of some sort. 9 He plied him with many questions, but Sven gave him no answer. 10 The chief priests and the teachers of the law were standing there, vehemently accusing him. 11 Then HPD and his soldiers ridiculed and mocked him. Dressing him in an elegant robe, they sent him back to Airnike. 12 That day HPD and MysteriousLad became friends—before this they had been enemies.

13 Airnike called together the chief priests, the rulers and the people, 14 and said to them, “You brought me this man as one who was inciting the people to rebellion. I have examined him in your presence and have found no basis for your charges against him. 15 Neither has MysteriousLad, for he sent him back to us; as you can see, he has done nothing to deserve death. 16 Therefore, I will punish him and then release him.” [17] [a]

18 But the whole crowd shouted, “Away with this man! Release Hawkesnightmare to us!” 19 (Hawkesnightmare had been thrown into prison for an insurrection in the city, and for murder.)

20 Wanting to release Sven, Airnike appealed to them again. 21 But they kept shouting, “Crucify him! Crucify him!”

22 For the third time he spoke to them: “Why? What crime has this man committed? I have found in him no grounds for the death penalty. Therefore I will have him punished and then release him.”

23 But with loud shouts they insistently demanded that he be crucified, and their shouts prevailed. 24 So Airnike decided to grant their demand. 25 He released the man who had been thrown into prison for insurrection and murder, the one they asked for, and surrendered Sven to their will.
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"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Dragonite » Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:59 am

Let's get biblical.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by hawkesnightmare » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:19 am

Aww, all the fun stuff happens when I'm asleep. Keep in mind people, ML pinged guilty. If I die tonight, know that my last words are curses against that Illuminati-loving bastard.
daisy: If the UK is worse than the present #5 in the world in terms of GDP come July 1st 2018 I will dye my hair pink.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Pkdragon » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:23 am

so mysterious lad now is probably a good time for you to know that i ping guilty as part of my passive
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by HPD » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:27 am

super cop is weighing his options

so many targets, so little time
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"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Linkman » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:52 am

Pkdragon wrote:so mysterious lad now is probably a good time for you to know that i ping guilty as part of my passive
I ping guilty only on tuesdays. Wednesdays too, but only if it rains.
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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Pkdragon » Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:54 am

hey im not saying he has reason to believe me

just giving him fair warning that he has a high likelihood of exploding if he investigates me tonight
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY ONE

Post by Sven » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:04 pm

So HPD asked Sven, “Are you the king of the Trolls?”

“You have said so,” Sven replied.
worth it

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Re: Cop Mafia: NIGHT ONE

Post by Airnike » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:55 am

Night one is over, please don't try sending night actions any longer.
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
I am MysteriousLad.

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Airnike
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Re: Cop Mafia: NIGHT ONE RESULTS

Post by Airnike » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:40 am

Double-post, I know, but I need to end the night right now.

Aso, Sven for your great pleasure, blue text on quote-yellow background. :]
24 hours exactly after the state of alert declaration, a gunshot was heard. The period of unease was over. Now, was war.
As a body laid down lifeless in the streets, the others were restless. One Cop had been killed...
As sun rose, so did the Cops, and they discovered, to their horror, that the body lying down in the streets was one fellow who stood by them. All? No: four of the Cops standing in this city are responsible for the death, as everybody knows. Who will stop the ignoble crime spree before it seizes a second head..?
As the Super Cop show started, they announced one shocking news: Super Cop died on the job. The video of his death made it obvious that the one who shot him aimed right at the camera. The one holding the gun knew what he was doing. The bullet obviously comes from a Vivi-055, a type of guns exclusive to Vesperville's Police Department. Super Cop's show is at an end...
HPD was killed. He was the Paparazzi Cop. He was not just any Cop! He was a superstar holding a TV show about how Cop he was! Wasn't that amazing? He maintained a secret identity in this wretched hive, but everyone would get to know what Super Cop found out!
He was a Townie.
Each night, he would target someone. By next morning, if he was still alive, the results of your investigation would be publicly mod-announced.

Meanwhile, hawkesnightmare is late to the Cop reunion. His battered and sore body is painfully slowly walking the streets, waiting to announce that he has been injured. Though his tongue is sore too, so he can't announce that in a language that isn't gibberish. He cannot vote today.
  • Vote tally:
  • Dragonite: 0
  • HPD: 0
  • Satel: 0
  • MysteriousLad: 0:
  • Hawkesnightmare: 0
  • Q: 0
  • K: 0
  • pkdragon: 0
  • Gentleman of Dread: 0
  • Linkman: 0
With 10 alive, it takes 5 to lynch. Yes, even though Hawkesnightmare cannot vote.
As QQQQQQQ7777777, K The Angle and Gentleman of Dread did not act last night, they receive a Warning and take one less vote to be lynched, aka 4.
As Hawkesnightmare is injured, he requires half the amount of necessary votes to get lynched, aka 2. (Half is rounded down.)
Last edited by Airnike on Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:19 pm, edited 2 times in total.
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
I am MysteriousLad.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY TWO

Post by Linkman » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:08 am

So basically HPD was Steven Seagal

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"everytime I try to draw xen I end up drawing a kangaroo smoking a cigar while chainsawing a tree" - Deoxy
"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY TWO

Post by Pkdragon » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:37 am

As QQQQQQQ7777777, K The Angle, Sven and Gentleman of Dread did not act last night, they receive a Warning and take one less vote to be lynched, aka 4.
sven is still alive despite being lynched??

fantastic
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Cop Mafia: DAY TWO

Post by Satel » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:43 am

You cannot grasp the true form of my brother's logic, pk.









... and neither can I.
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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