Smash Bros Mafia (Mafia wins!)

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Dragonite » Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:06 am

The specific error is that ML outright demands the trust of the town every game, and doesn't trust others unless they go along with with his grand plans(and he will screw you over if he's mafia) every game. You need some way to gain this trust first, be it explicitly or implicitly(or with a OP vig role*cough*). WWN mafia meta is... questionable, but your own shortcomings are also easy to see.

That being said, it wasn't the smartest move of Sven to finish him off so quickly.. Nobody else was going to be lynched soon anyway.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Linkman » Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:31 am

The temptation of the shine was greater.
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Satel » Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:35 am

okay, i took speaking classes with meowth, pika

dr. mario shouldn't have put himself in such a position, pika

i've made this mistake once... pika.

fool yourself once, shame on you, fool yourself twice, shame on you.

*pikachu is proud of his motivational speech*
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by MysteriousLad » Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:54 am

Last time I lurked out as a PR I was Night-Killed, I was gambling all on having the town not lynch me and then having the Mafia not be in the "Hate-ML" camp.
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:01 am

TBQH if I was mafia you would have been killed tonight anyway

You wanted a follow the cop routine, Hawkes claims cop. Chances are the doctor is protecting him, or if the doctor is a rebel, NOT protecting ML. Which means ML is a safe choice to kill. Then there's the fact that if ML is doctor he'd play the role as the meta demands, so he would be particularly dangerous as a doctor. So yeah, you would just have been a really safe night kill anyway.
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:14 am

pkdragon is mafia confirmed

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Satel » Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:18 am

pikadragon is mafia confirmed

EDIT: I always wanted to say that
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Kireato » Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:22 am

hawkesnightmare wrote:fudge great
scraggypunk wrote:art
Indeed
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by scraggypunk » Wed Mar 02, 2016 5:44 am

well i'd say the people who voted for ML are the most suspicious probably
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by HPD » Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:08 am

One mafia I can practically guarantee at this point would be Airnike.

I mean, he's the one who's been continually bitching about the town always killing itself and the mafia not really ever having to do anything in order to win. What is he trying to pull this game: the 'Luigi wins by doing nothing' meme. One plus one equals two and so Airnike must be mafia.

Simple as that.

Next day we will also know if Hawke is mafia or not. If he doesn't die, he is. If he dies, it's because he was stupid enough to claim cop.
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Airnike » Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:24 am

HPD wrote:I mean, he's the one who's been continually bitching about the town always killing itself and the mafia not really ever having to do anything in order to win. What is he trying to pull this game: the 'Luigi wins by doing nothing' meme. One plus one equals two and so Airnike must be mafia.
You know, I am trying to change my playstyle and actualy becoming calmer. It's about learning from mistakes, and stopping all the moaning and bitching and whining and bitching and bitching... Thank you very much.
MysteriousLad be like:
Oh hello, I am MysteriousLad.
Do you know when I was an OP player? When I wasn't in WWN and massclaims were legit good? Yea I miss the days I could force town to claim, rout out the mafia, and win the game for free day 3. Sometimes without being killed!
Senpai HPD notices me everyday when I'm town, do no scum play, and still get lynched day 1.
Anyway, it's time to go and ask people to claim and go lynch those who don't with my high-skill OP role.
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Linkman » Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:57 am

JIgglypuff used Rest!

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Ganondorf used Warlock Punch!

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They both hit poor, poor Hawkesnightmare!

Hawkesnightmare has died! He was Captain Falcon!

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Ten alive players, six to lynch!


Alive Players:

1. Dragonite
2. hawkesnightmare (Captain Falcon)
3. Pkdragon
4. scraggypunk
5. Bonesy
6. Sven
7. Terragent
8. MysteriousLad (Doctor Mario)
9. Airnike
10. HPD
11. Satel
12. Kireato
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Night 1)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:59 am

let he who is without sin cast the first stone

Lynch HPD

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Linkman » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:02 am

Btw, that was the best follow the cop routine I have ever seen.

Rock on.
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by HPD » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:03 am

we are so good

lynch airnike

not buying that for a second
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:10 am

pkdragon

i need you to tell me

what is your role

are you donkey kong

please admit it in the topic

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:16 am

i am palpatine
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:19 am

i've known you long enough to know when you're dodging a question pk.

lynch pkdragon

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:25 am

i would love to claim donkey kong in this game

but i have a higher calling this time around

for one thing i want to taunt the mafia pretending that donkey kong has secretly defected to my communist cause when he actually has done no such thing, thus creating just the tiniest doubt of suspicion between mafia members that will end in a bloody public purging, but i can't exactly do that if im claiming to be donkey kong jeez
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:26 am

A short analysis of pkdragon's posts to this point.
roleclaiming glorious master fox
hawkes i suggest you reread ML's post

PS: villagers please contact me with the secret villager password im thinking we need a worker's revolution in here

no longer shall the tyranny of the special roles oppress us
lynch hawkes

villagers of the world unite
We see a common theme at the start. pkdragon wants to identify himself publically as a villager as a way of reminding himself of the role he must play. Without mental anchoring of this kind, pkdragon's tenuous grip on mafia sanity deteriorates faster than normal. He will break, probably around day three.
i can't be anti-town ive done that too often recently it gets boring

but i can't be pro town when the cop roleclaims and mafialad is bringing out the mafia wiki

so the only goal left for me is to be anti-bourgeois
There are always little nuggets of truth in every pkdragon post, for a man like him is unable to properly formulate a coherent lie. pkdragon reveals a critical piece of information here - he is 100% sure that hawkes is the cop. There is no doubt in his mind whatsoever that hawkes is fudge around.

And do you know why? Because pkdragon is a member of the mafia who has forgotten that other members in this game are not working with perfect information.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:27 am

I have caught you redhanded pkdragon.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:29 am

most importantly, one of pkdragon's conspirator's is revealed in a later post:
also im sorry sven i refuse to go after dragonite
the jig is up my friend. I have caught you and your mafia partner dragonite.


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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:38 am

sven you don't truly understand my complex, possibly non-euclidean psyche fully.

tho you are right i will probably break around day 3
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:41 am

ps donkey kong thank you for your information it will help the movement immensely

bourgeois your days are numbered
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:44 am

Pkdragon is already compartmentalizing pockets of his psyche this game. Incredible. Soon the tulpa will take over.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:52 am

<HPD>: pk what are you on about
<pk>: shrooms
<Sven>: hpd
<Sven>: i caught him
<Sven>: lynch him hpd
<pk>: ok i confess
<pk>: im mafia
<pk>: so is hpd and dragonite
<pk>: the dutch press-ganged me
<HPD>: lol
<Sven>: excellent
<HPD>: sven why do you quadruple post
<pk>: you will have much worse problems than quadruple posts soon
<pk>: just saying
<HPD>: wow threat of the week
<pk>: this isnt a threat
<pk>: its a promise
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by HPD » Wed Mar 02, 2016 7:54 am

Charizard used Scary Face

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"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:09 am

Dragonite = Bowser
HPD = Ganondorf
Pkdragon = Donkey Kong

You heard it here first.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Dragonite » Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:12 am

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Somebody's telling nasty things about me.

PK did PM me with his villager uprising plan yesterday. Was more concerned about ML at that point, and at the shine of dawn the day already had ended. Only thing I've done this game is argue with ML. It was the rest of the town who jumped the gun on him, and the next day Sven's pressing the offense in spite of him being the one who shinespiked him. So,let's start with some counterattacking of my own.Lynch Sven.I'm not sure of PK's innocence either, but he's not my main concern.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by HPD » Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:17 am

Pk is innocent, if only for that villager plan

it's not like him to think things through and set up something elaborate as mafia. it's rather an ill-conceived plan made up on the spot based solely on his immediate desires

because this is pk we are talking about
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:21 am

I am correct.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 8:36 am

yess confusion sets in

soon the proletariat will rise
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Dragonite » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:34 am

Marxism overrates Structure, and that while this game is all about Agency. Naive fools, for I and only I hold true insight in cliched politics jokes.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Sven » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:53 am

fudge bourgeoisie dragon pokemon


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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:32 am

hpd go back to sleep

EDIT: no wait come back and undelete my manifesto
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by scraggypunk » Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:57 am

agreed
lynch hpd
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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:41 pm

hpd literally deleted my manifesto

he has no appreciation of art

lynch hpd
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Smash Bros Mafia (Day 2)

Post by Terragent » Wed Mar 02, 2016 12:53 pm

My number one suspect is Sven - but to be honest he's been so hilarious that I'm not sure I can bring myself to vote against him.

Bad mafia play ITT.

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