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Narts

Re: Quantum dog mafia! Night 1

Post by Narts » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:57 am

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Night 1

Post by scraggypunk » Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:51 am

well that was confusing
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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Night 1

Post by HPD » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:01 pm

Another night, and again it was filled with attempts at clairvoyance...

Here's how things stand at start of Day two.

Code: Select all

          Good Evil Dead Lock
Player 1:  67%  32%   0%  50%
Player 2:  88%  11%  12%  66%
Player 3:  48%  51%   0%  48%
Player 4:  88%  11%  30%  77%
Player 5: 100%   0% 100% 100% (QQQQQQQ7777777)
Player 6:  77%  22%   0%  68%
Player 7:  89%  10%  43%  68%
Player 8:  72%  27%  13%  61%
Player 9:  67%  32%   0%  58%
Universe Stability: 82%
There's still eight people active, so a majority won't be reached until 5 votes for the same target. Good luck!
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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:14 pm

We've succeeded in collapsing a probability wave. Universal Stability is at 82 percent. Just a little more and we can be done with this.

I've forsaken magic, I'm relying entirely on the power of science! And based on my extensive calculations... the best way forward is to get rid of Europe.

lynch dragonite
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Sven » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:25 pm

lynch dragonite

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Terragent » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:11 pm

dragonite, this is important: have you used the evil voice?

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:24 pm

visual illustration of what the evil voice looks like in a text based game

DemonKingu - Today at 1:39 AM
evil voices are good but I'm not sure how that works in a text only game
Terragent - Today at 1:40 AM
I'll consider this at length
Pkdragon - Today at 1:40 AM
ok ive been sitting on this image for long enough
now it's relevant

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last game outtakes
takes another shot

DemonKingu - Today at 1:40 AM
post in topic pls
haha
Terragent - Today at 1:41 AM
hahahah
Pkdragon - Today at 1:41 AM
this is obviously preceded by the words "i have a plan guys"
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Dragonite » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:37 pm

As of today we have players who to some degree can except to be evil.

We have zero clues of course, but if you lynch me the game will collapse in a mafia curbstomp >_>. I will claim that my good % is high though. I can also give player number, but I wonder if that breaks the game.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Dragonite » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:41 pm

BTW, since it might possibly be useful(hah,hah,hah), my vision revealed PK is evil. Of course, I'm no true seer yet, so I have no clue if it's actual information in the end, but w/e.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Narts » Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:32 pm

Mostly ladies and probably gentlemen! I have an important announcement to make.

It has come to my attention there has been an attempt on my life. Multiple attempts, most likely.

In fact, in some alternate dimensions I'm already dead! Shame on you.

And yet, from the statistics we can clearly see that most people who have been partially murdered are mostly not evil.

As I feel I'm spiralling ever closer towards total heat death of the universe (or something) I figured in case I turn out to be inspector you ought to know this: In my visions I saw Sven and Terragent are not evil.

What I know for certain is that Dragonite is not one of those two people, so...

Lynch Dragonite

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Narts » Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:45 pm

Since Mysterious Lad has not blessed us with his presence this time, I suppose it falls upon my weary shoulders to state the obvious; it would be in the best interest of the town if everyone published their inspection results.

The results will instantly be solidified when the inspector dies, but until then none of them can be trusted. By the time mafia knows who the inspector is, he's already dead! So there's nothing to lose.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:08 am

narts are you asking us to think about what we are doing

why would you do that
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Narts » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:12 am

No

You just need to do what I say

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Linkman » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:38 am

I inspected Narts.

He returned AWESOME.
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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Bonesy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:52 am

i inspected draggy last night, your fears are unfounded

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:15 am

Lynch Dragonite might as well
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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:19 am

Narts wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:12 am
No

You just need to do what I say
damn, orders from the higher ups. i guess my hands are tied, it's not like i own sector seven

- i inspected terr night one, came up evil, lynched q7 anyway : )
- inspected scraggy last night she came up good
- am probably going to inspect narts tonight

so are we going to lynch dragonite now or what
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:21 am

QQQQQQQ7777777 wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:15 am
Lynch Dragonite might as well
crumpets, found a quantum ghost
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by HPD » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:21 am

QQQQQQQ7777777 wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:15 am
Lynch Dragonite might as well
yeah you're 100% dead, buddy, not gonna happen
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:49 am

for the sake of this game i must push harder on the dragonite lynch

its a good idea and will create interesting effects on the probability curve

dont worry guys i have a plan

(there might be a few victims)

( a very small number)
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:41 am

Oops I forgot I was dead carry on
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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:30 am

i love that after being killed by a bandwagon you proceeded to help us bandwagon some other innocent

you are the best quantum ghost
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Terragent » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:01 pm

I inspected Dragonite last night and got a result of NOT EVIL, so honestly I'm not especially keen on throwing him under the bus. Got an EVIL for Sven on night zero but honestly that's probably just RNG at work.

Right now my inclination is to trust Dragonite and Narts, so... Lynch Pkdragon

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by scraggypunk » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:17 pm

gonna be honest. i have no idea how to even read this. this probability stuff plus my already meager mafia ability is giving me pause, to say the least

i inspected pkdragon and got told he's evil sooooo lynch pkdragon i guess
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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Dragonite » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:28 pm

Scraggy was innocent night 1 for me lyncj pkdragon because it's a better plan then PK's Lynch statistic innocents angle.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Bonesy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:31 pm

lynch pkdragon

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:35 pm

no guys we need to lynch dragonite

because i sent in a nightkill for dragonite last night

jeez, do i have to spell it out for you

if we lynch dragonite then i can't possibly be mafia because the future where i lynch dragonite is incompatible with a future where i'm mafia.

what's more entertaining, lynching someone who may or may not be mafia based on probabilities, or lynching someone to create a civilian by forcing a paradox
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Bonesy » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:40 pm

but you're a cat

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:41 pm

well crumpets i cant beat that argument

i concede
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by HPD » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:58 pm

pk is one vote away from a lynch
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Sven » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:02 pm

Lynch PKDRAGON

no cats

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by HPD » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:06 pm

this should be fun
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:14 pm

hoisted by my own petard
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Pkdragon » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:28 pm

oh and naturally those inspector results i provided narts were a lie

all crumpets
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by HPD » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:40 pm

Lynch chosen: Pkdragon lynched. (Collapsed into a Werewolf)

Well there you go. Sorry Pk, you were a dog after all.

Turns out Dragonite was killed last night! He was a Villager.

I'll PM you guys if you get to make night actions, it's not really obvious anymore who's got them.
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Day 2

Post by Narts » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:40 pm

You're the man now, dog

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Night 2

Post by Terragent » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:43 pm

But isn't he the dog now, man?

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Night 2

Post by Dragonite » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:52 pm

Well, that certainly worked out well.

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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Night 2

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:29 am

If Dragonite was killed last night how did he vote to lynch PKDragon? I demand a recount
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Re: Quantum dog mafia! Night 2

Post by HPD » Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:48 am

QQQQQQQ7777777 wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:29 am
If Dragonite was killed last night how did he vote to lynch PKDragon? I demand a recount
the quantum ghosts man, they're everywhere
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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