Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Linkman and Bonesy Win

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Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Linkman and Bonesy Win

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:34 am

"Life is simply unfair." - Zero, Zero Time Dilemma.

SURPRISE!

You came here to play waifumaf. But the waifus were a lie. The cookies were drugged, and you all passed out and were taken to a SECRET FACILITY where you are forced to play some psychopath's twisted death game. You wake up in a room with ten other people... and a voting booth. The words on the screen say "Vote to lynch".

Welcome to Survival Game Mafia. It is now Day One. Please vote to annihilate your friends and enemies.


P L A Y E R S
1) Linkman
2) Bonesy
3) Scraggy (MAFIA LEADER)
4) Narts (DOCTOR VIGILANTE)
5) HPD (SUPER JESTER)
6) Q7 (VIGILANTE)
7) Dragonite (VIGILANTE)
8 ) Satel (VIGILANTE)
9) Airnike (MAFIA)
10) Terragent (MAFIA)
11) Sven (VIGILANTE)

summary of special rules

- everyone has guns except when they dont
- if two people shoot each other neither die
- if a closed circle of people shoot each other no one dies because a mexican standoff occurs
- even stupid lynches like self lynches or lynch pk are counted
- if nothing reaches majority someone still dies starting with most lynched, random chance breaks ties
Last edited by Pkdragon on Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:08 am, edited 12 times in total.
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Linkman » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:50 am

Hi I'm in.
"everytime I try to draw xen I end up drawing a kangaroo smoking a cigar while chainsawing a tree" - Deoxy
"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Bonesy » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:56 am

bonesy-hime is in

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by scraggypunk » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:45 pm

yeah
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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:11 pm

fair warning this is going to be the mafia equivalent of a crumpets

i posted that in the discord once upon a time

and i keep my promises
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Narts » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:59 pm

I want to puke but ok

edit: actually I did puke

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by HPD » Wed Aug 30, 2017 3:17 pm

always in for a pk quality maf
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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 3:43 pm

I'm ready to talk Agent Cutler.
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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:27 pm

Narts wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:59 pm
I want to puke but ok

edit: actually I did puke
im just giving the people what they want

or maybe they wanted fire emblem

idk
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Narts » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:57 pm

nvm that was just me recovering from my alcohol-induced coma

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Dragonite » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:01 am

In if the actual mafia are just the waifu cabal who want to take over japanese media.

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Satel » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:50 am

im back

i mean im in
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Airnike » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:52 am

in

ps: i'm mafia
Grasp the truth! Hold it high!
Thrust your fist, that's how you're supposed to use it!
You must've heard it, go!
Don't be afraid to look yourself in the eye!
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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Dragonite » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:26 am

Look, discord is effective. :P

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Airnike » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:29 am

Surprisingly, it's not, i had to be verbally warned by Satel. *disappoint*
Grasp the truth! Hold it high!
Thrust your fist, that's how you're supposed to use it!
You must've heard it, go!
Don't be afraid to look yourself in the eye!
Big Blast Sonic, that's my heart beat anew!
—from Big Blast Sonic

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Dragonite » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:19 am

Perhaps, but Satel has done so for most games already, and can be 100% counted on. I also used skype a bit more seriously to contact Satel a while ago, before I forgot my password.

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Pkdragon » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:45 am

Airnike wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:29 am
Surprisingly, it's not, i had to be verbally warned by Satel. *disappoint*
that's just because i haven't @everybody'd the entire chat yet

or is @everybody disabled

it probably is

boo
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Terragent » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:02 am

Yep, I'm in.

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Sven » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:37 pm

inin

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Satel

Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Satel » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:48 am

it's @everyone pk if you wanna know

probably still disabled
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Pkdragon » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:32 am

this will either start tonight or tomorrow

100% one of those times

i wanted to start it today but i'm running a tad behind in my chores sooo
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: waifumaf sign ups

Post by Pkdragon » Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:34 am

"Life is simply unfair." - Zero, Zero Time Dilemma.

SURPRISE!

You came here to play waifumaf. But the waifus were a lie. The cookies were drugged, and you all passed out and were taken to a SECRET FACILITY where you are forced to play some psychopath's twisted death game. You wake up in a room with ten other people... and a voting booth. The words on the screen say "Vote to lynch".

Welcome to Survival Game Mafia. It is now Day One. Please vote to annihilate your friends and enemies.


P L A Y E R S
1) Linkman
2) Bonesy
3) Scraggy
4) Narts
5) HPD
6) Q7
7) Dragonite
8 ) Satel
9) Airnike
10) Terragent
11) Sven
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Pkdragon » Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:41 am

ps feel free to take your time bc i have payroll tomorrow and on wednesday

so even if you push a lynch through i may not be around to advance the day.
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by HPD » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:01 am

just had a private chat with pk

ofc he gave everything away immediately

game is rigged, everyone is vigilante and the only way to win is lynching hpd

why
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Narts » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:13 am

HPD confirmed Jester

OR HPD trying to avoid day one lynch by pretending to be Jester?

Only one way to find out...

Lynch HPD

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Bonesy » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:37 am

Lynch HPD

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Linkman » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:51 am

Why don't all the vigilantes kill HPD at the same time?
"everytime I try to draw xen I end up drawing a kangaroo smoking a cigar while chainsawing a tree" - Deoxy
"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Sven » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:12 am

Lynch HPD

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:32 am

Roleclaiming Vigilante

*lynch Vigilante*
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Dragonite » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:48 am

The setting is actually decent.

Ten little politically incorrectly named people from a morbid poem, written by Agatha Christie.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Terragent » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:48 am

Oh, come on. Day one HPD lynch is boring and overdone. Let's kill someone else instead.

Lynch Sven

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by scraggypunk » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:18 pm

yeah i said i'd give hpd a break next time i played. mmkay, let's give this "trying" thing a go.

i'mma go with lynch airnike cuz he's always mafia
wisdom
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Pkdragon » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:34 pm

So, for the sake of no hijinks involving pm comparing, here is the contents of the vanilla townie role PM:
You are Vigilante. You have a gun. You know how to use it. You have infinite bullets in said gun. Once a night you can attempt to kill someone (though this is, of course, optional). Full rules on the Vigliante's night kill mechanics will be explained later.

Make me proud, [your name here].
hmmmm

i should probably explain those rules they might be important

ah, nah, i'll do it later

have fun kiddos, see you in a few days
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:33 pm

Okay so it is confirmed that everyone is a vigilante? I thought that was just HPD being HPF.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by scraggypunk » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:38 pm

i mean. that's the game host, saying that is the case. so. yes
wisdom
"the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread" - anatole france

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Pkdragon » Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:13 pm

scraggypunk wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:38 pm
yes
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Linkman » Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:16 pm

I think I might write a guideline on WWN Mafia successful rules later.
"everytime I try to draw xen I end up drawing a kangaroo smoking a cigar while chainsawing a tree" - Deoxy
"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Dragonite » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:10 am

Assuming no other hjinks are in place, we have normal day phases, but the game could be over day 2.

In fact, if we have two mafia, they have far less power with their single nightkill. This game depends a bit if people will hold their fire, or the majority will shoot. In that case, the mafia might have a advantage as it's statistically unlikely to take everybody out. Part of me wants the mafia to have two kills, because that means a tie is possible. :pLynch Sven. Half of the games are harder because we kill one of the most competent players of on a routine basis.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by HPD » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:30 am

I am pretty sure that there are no mafia (or they are but are completely irrelevant) and there's just me with a non vig role who HAS to get lynched

it's honestly a role I don't even want to play
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Sven » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:52 am

everyone is vigilante and the only way to win is lynching hpd

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