Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Linkman and Bonesy Win

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Airnike
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Airnike » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:14 am

scraggypunk wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:18 pm
yeah i said i'd give hpd a break next time i played. mmkay, let's give this "trying" thing a go.

i'mma go with lynch airnike cuz he's always mafia
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Satel » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:17 am

Because in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with a loaded gun, and those who dig.

*click*

You dig.

lynch Airnike
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Airnike » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:26 am

lynch Satel

That laugh gave you away, bro. 8)
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by HPD » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:28 am

Sven wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:52 am
everyone is vigilante and the only way to win is lynching hpd
it is the honest truth
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Narts » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:31 am

huh

kids actually watch good movies these days?

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Airnike » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:16 am

I will use my legendary Dual Voting skill to lynch Satel.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:27 am

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:06 am

ok so announcement

when we get to the point where everyone can put their fancy new vigilante guns to use, there will be one mechanic that may slightly complicate things- if two people shoot each other, a [STANDOFF] occurs, and neither player dies. Note that this is not effective against nightkills, and the names (but not roles! make of that as you will) of the players involved in the [STANDOFF] will be revealed (if you succeed in the kill the fact that you were behind the dirty deed will remain hidden).

Also, some people seem to be under a slight misconception. To be clear, this is a survival game. There are no participation awards, no half victories achievable because the rest of your faction was mildly more competent than you. You either make it to the end and win, or you die, and lose.

So make sure to shoot anyone if you even think they'll be shooting you. Your survival, and victory, depends on it ; )

i suppose that just leaves one more set of rules to read off... ah, but it'll be more fun if I continue to hold off! So I will consider to do so!
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:06 pm

Shoutouts to Simpleflips
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:07 pm

Also half-victories can totally be achieved by your faction being way less competent than you. Just look at every time HPD plays ever.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:16 pm

Pkdragon wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:06 am
ok so announcement

when we get to the point where everyone can put their fancy new vigilante guns to use, there will be one mechanic that may slightly complicate things- if two people shoot each other, a [STANDOFF] occurs, and neither player dies. Note that this is not effective against nightkills, and the names (but not roles! make of that as you will) of the players involved in the [STANDOFF] will be revealed (if you succeed in the kill the fact that you were behind the dirty deed will remain hidden).

Also, some people seem to be under a slight misconception. To be clear, this is a survival game. There are no participation awards, no half victories achievable because the rest of your faction was mildly more competent than you. You either make it to the end and win, or you die, and lose.

So make sure to shoot anyone if you even think they'll be shooting you. Your survival, and victory, depends on it ; )

i suppose that just leaves one more set of rules to read off... ah, but it'll be more fun if I continue to hold off! So I will consider to do so!
What if my idea of victory is not having to keep up with this crumpets mafia game?
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:23 pm

then you'll win because it'll all be over soon
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:28 pm

Everyone shoot PKDragon tonight
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Bonesy » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:28 pm

[LYNCH] pkdragon

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:04 pm

LYNCH PKDragon
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Pkdragon » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:07 pm

oh stanley, you didn't just activate the controls, did you

ps voting deadline is end of the day thursday
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by scraggypunk » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:51 pm

okay so votes are
hpd: 3
sven: 1
airnike: 2
satel: 1

anybody wanna change their mind
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:52 pm

scraggypunk wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:51 pm
anybody wanna change their mind
Minds are not to be changed on their own. They are changed depending on how the secret police feel they should be changed. The only thing that can stop change, is a hero. But I am not a hero. I am a scientist.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by scraggypunk » Wed Sep 06, 2017 4:01 pm

mmkay then
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Linkman » Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:42 pm

Lynch Airnike.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Airnike » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:00 am

Oh no, me butthurt! Me vote Linky nao!
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Linkman » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:22 am

Everybody find your night STANDOFF buddy. Make sure you have a STANDOFF buddy or you will not make the night!
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Airnike » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:53 am

It's not funny if they know it.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by HPD » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:55 am

lynch hpd

hpd must die
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"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by scraggypunk » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:26 am

well sorry hpd i tried being nice for once
lynch hpd
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by HPD » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:46 am

I know! I honestly didn't want this but it's pk who set me up
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:46 am

You think death should just be given away for free? Death is something you earn, through hard work and productivity for your community. All of these people taking death as a free hand-out is making WWN look bad. It's not the government's job to give everyone equal rights to death. Some people just aren't meant to die.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Pkdragon » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:10 am

All right, the last rule.

Should there be no vote that reaches the majority (6) by the time limit, the player who has the highest number of lynch votes will be lynched. (note that this doesn't apply to No Lynch. The only way for a no lynch to occur is for that option to reach 6 votes). Should there be a tie, the death will be randomly selected between tie-ies.

also self votes count lol

also:
Narts - Today at 9:54 AM
@Pkdragon you should expand the standoff rule so that if there's a closed circle of players threatening one another so that every player in the group is threatened it results in a mexican standoff where nobody dies
DemonKingu - Today at 10:05 AM
oh like a shoots b, b shoots c, c shoots a
Pkdragon - Today at 11:00 AM
That is an amazing idea narts
It is now canon

you guys got a little under 24 hours left
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:14 am

Pkdragon wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:10 am
you guys got a little under 24 hours left
I don't believe in time. You cannot just come in here and push your spiritual beliefs like "time" and "existence" onto me. I want a lawyer.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Pkdragon » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:15 am

time believes in you

edit: created a summary of rules in the first post
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:28 am

But you see PK, I don't actually exist. Therefore it's completely legal for me to kill people in day phase because I'm not real and this is only an illusion.

*Shoots PKDragon*
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Terragent » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:32 am

but wait if this is a survival game don't we need to spend hours clicking on rocks before we can craft guns to shoot each other with?

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:35 am

Terragent wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:32 am
but wait if this is a survival game don't we need to spend hours clicking on rocks before we can craft guns to shoot each other with?
We are the rocks though, aren't we? We are the foundation of this wonderful community. We don't need guns, guns can't even kill people. Conceivably anything except for guns can kill people, but definitely not guns.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by scraggypunk » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:35 pm

speaking gibberish is a very mafia move. lynch q7 imo
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Airnike » Fri Sep 08, 2017 2:26 am

QQQQQQQ7777777 wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:35 am
Terragent wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:32 am
but wait if this is a survival game don't we need to spend hours clicking on rocks before we can craft guns to shoot each other with?
We are the rocks though, aren't we? We are the foundation of this wonderful community. We don't need guns, guns can't even kill people. Conceivably anything except for guns can kill people, but definitely not guns.
If this truly was a lie, then the fact that my gun is fake was a lie and you should be voting me. crumpets.

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Narts » Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:10 am

Lynch Q

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Bonesy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:13 am

Lynch Q

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by Satel » Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:17 am

I guess it has come down to this, huh?

lynch Q
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by QQQQQQQ7777777 » Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:35 am

Lynch Q7

That guy smells and has really crumpets taste in music, and clothes, and games, and, well everything. Being tacky is an afront on society and he must be murdered violently.
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Re: Surprise Survival Game Mafia, Day One

Post by HPD » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:46 am

Lynch Q

whatever
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"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
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