Waifu Mafia: Mafia win on day four

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Satel

Re: Waifu Mafia: Night One

Post by Satel » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:41 am

okay, got the intel concerning my role

my waifu isn't actually another player (i got a weird keyboard-slam name)

good news is, if you target me, you don't die
bad news is, you get a vote thrown at you

the "if you vote me, you get a vote" is confirmed

and if i get killed (except mafia), whoever's involved gets a vote forever until one of them dies

that's a lot of nothing useful...

so feel free to do anything with me now
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Satel

Re: Waifu Mafia: Night One

Post by Satel » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:43 am

also, i had to choose two buddies for that detective work, and i chose bonesy and scraggy

just in case i die
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Pkdragon
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Re: Waifu Mafia: Night One

Post by Pkdragon » Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:06 am

somehow i feel much worse about lynching bonesy's waffles than i did lynching bonesy

the waffles did nothing wrong

besides be delicious
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Night One

Post by scraggypunk » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:04 am

i can confirm everything satel said about his insane waifu

what's interesting about that is if some non-mafia person kills him, the waifu will always lynch for them. while annoying, sure, this also proves their innocence
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Re: Waifu Mafia: Night One

Post by Satel » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:07 am

the problem is, if the mafia has another kill that isn't the factional nightkill, they're gonna wanna conftown themselves this way...
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Night One

Post by Bonesy » Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:31 am

i can confirm, satel's hoe be crazy

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Terragent » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:36 am

Meanwhile, that night...

PK was getting ready to sleep when gunfire suddenly rang out from across the street! He scrambled through his enormous mansion and entered the panic room, heaving the door shut... and noticed the grenade that had been rolled in just a second after him. All the money in the world wasn't enough to save his life.

Pkdragon has been killed by the vigilante actions of a Strong Female Character. He was Mafia.

His waifu was a Magical Girl's nonmagical best friend - clingy, manipulative, fabulously rich and impeccably well-dressed. Her wealth, connections, and fabulous tailoring ensured that inspections would treat him as innocent; but they didn't work against bullets.

Meanwhile, Scraggy congratulated herself on her detective work. Who knows how much damage might have been done if her frankly quite unstable waifu had been pointed at somebody innocent! It was a dilemma she would never be troubled by again, as she was blown to smithereens by a bomb planted in her car.

Scraggy has been killed by the mafia. She was innocent.

Her waifu was a Strong Female Character who was fond of violence and skimpy outfits. She was able to perform a kill every night.

A new day has started. With eight players alive, five votes is a majority.

Lynch Tally

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by scraggypunk » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:59 am

HA. gotcha fudge
i knew you were acting weird
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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Pkdragon » Thu Mar 08, 2018 12:08 pm

lies all lies i played a masterful game you just happen to be my kryptonite

it's ok tho as of this point i am officially retired
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Sven

Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Sven » Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:56 pm

but

what do i do

how do i go on

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Xenesis » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:21 pm

Trust in your waifu, she will show you the path.
IST wrote:Even the worst individual needs to discover the joys of a chicken statue that is also a pregnant blonde housewife.

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Satel

Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Satel » Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:40 pm

yeah talking about trusting waifus

a thief has stolen mine

and this was a bad move

time to find that prick

and lynch him

who's still alive?

same strategy as day 1, guys, everyone lynch someone different

lynch Linkman
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Sven

Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Sven » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:02 am

lynch sATEL

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Bonesy
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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Bonesy » Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:22 am

lynch sven

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by HPD » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:18 am

lynch Bonesy
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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Xenesis » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:34 am

I mean, sure.

Lynch Q7
IST wrote:Even the worst individual needs to discover the joys of a chicken statue that is also a pregnant blonde housewife.

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Terragent » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:42 am

Lynch Tally

Linkman: 1 (Satel)
Satel: 2 (Sven, ???)
Sven: 1 (Bonesy)
Bonesy: 1 (HPD)
Q7: 1 (Xenesis)

Just a warning, I'm going to be extremely busy with work over the next four days so I probably won't be able to put out regular lynch tallies. Deadline will probably be Monday night my time, no hard numbers on it yet (I promise I'll give at least 24hrs warning about a hard deadline).

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Bonesy » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:24 am

HPD wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:18 am
lynch Bonesy
thanks a lot arsehole now i'm dead

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Xenesis » Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:29 pm

So uh, it appears that Linkman has stolen Satel's Waifu.
IST wrote:Even the worst individual needs to discover the joys of a chicken statue that is also a pregnant blonde housewife.

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Sven

Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Sven » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:25 pm

lynch Xenesis

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by HPD » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:46 pm

Bonesy wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:24 am
HPD wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:18 am
lynch Bonesy
thanks a lot arsehole now i'm dead
oh, I didn't know that

I'm so sorry
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"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Pkdragon » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:42 pm

my revenge is complete
HPD wrote:You know the only thing on the agenda of the Squirtle Squad is pure, unadulterated chaos.

That, and watching Euros squirm.

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Satel

Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Satel » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:49 pm

it appears the guy who stole my waifu is linky

you know what that means guyz
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Terragent » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:01 pm

Lynch Tally

Linkman: 1 (Satel)
Satel: 1 (???)
Sven: 1 (Bonesy)
Bonesy: 1 (HPD)
Q7: 1 (Xenesis)
Xen: 1 (Sven)

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Dragonite » Sat Mar 10, 2018 12:16 am

So aside from the waifu wars, and what this means for guilt or not...

The inspector got godfathered before by PK, but I also, like PK admitted, chose PK as a best friend, which is something my waifu needed to do. It caused us to be unable to lynch each other, and he as mafia wasn't able to nightkill me until he died.

The strange thing is that PK overacted covering as town. There was no reason to tell the inspector I was innocent after bestfriending him, or me he got inspected, but he did so anyway. As a result I know who is the inspector, or at least he claims to be, but it would be very improbable if he wasn't. I suspect the inspector is only alive because PK couldn't kill me and I would expose him if the inspector died. However, PK must have told the other mafia who the inspector is.

The best action from here on out depends if the town has a doctor or not, with roleclaiming and follow the inspector routines and such.

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Linkman » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:04 am

My waifu can steal other waifus.

I stole Satel's last night. (see vote tally).

I will steal someone else's tonight. Yours is looking interesting Draggy.
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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Linkman » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:06 am

I was absolutely correct in choosing Akane was my waifu: now I have also Shampoo!

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Dragonite » Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:17 am

Do they all stack then? Looks like a fast track on being broken if it does. You do realize we have reasons to distrust you until we can be sure you're not mafia, because empowered mafia are bad news, especially the counterlynch power.

IMO today's lynch is not terribly relevant, it's more about navigating how all the roles interact. Mislynching still hurts, and Bonesy might die for some reason, so we're not entirely home-free yet. But taking down one mafia, especially a godfather always is nice netting some more time and narrowing down.

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by HPD » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:08 am

lynch linkman

no stealing
"So when I say the fudge shaman flies he goddamn well flies and that's that." - Narts
"My motto is that there are far too many women in the world to waste time with men." - thefalman
"It's just that I'm not really aware of how a common conversation goes." - Imano Ob, talking on MSN about talking on MSN
"As for FE8, that was IS' variant of Man Spam - Dudes with Swords edition." - Xenesis

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Terragent » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:53 am

Lynch Tally

Linkman: 2 (Satel, HPD)
Satel: 2 (Sven, ???)
Sven: 1 (Bonesy)
Q7: 1 (Xenesis)
HPD: 1 (???)

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Xenesis » Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:06 pm

Huh, HPD has two votes? Is the Bonesy vote permanent now?
IST wrote:Even the worst individual needs to discover the joys of a chicken statue that is also a pregnant blonde housewife.

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Terragent » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:45 pm

Once again, my mistake. Edited to fix.

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Satel

Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Satel » Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:25 am

Linkman wrote:
Sat Mar 10, 2018 2:04 am
My waifu can steal other waifus.

I stole Satel's last night. (see vote tally).

I will steal someone else's tonight. Yours is looking interesting Draggy.
i fail to see how this doesn't ring any red alerts other than HPD's
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Dragonite » Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:03 am

I did ask him to clarify the inner workings though.

Linky

Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Linky » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:52 am

[quote=Satel post_id=415444 time=1520693741 user_id=4424]
[quote=Linkman post_id=415436 time=1520609685 user_id=4]
My waifu can steal other waifus.

I stole Satel's last night. (see vote tally).

I will steal someone else's tonight. Yours is looking interesting Draggy.[/quote]

i fail to see how this doesn't ring any red alerts other than HPD's
[/quote]

Scared?

Anyone with half a brain can see this is a town ability. Kukukuuii

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Dragonite » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:27 am

I'm willing to cut you some slack, but acting overly smug about it isn't going to do you favors in the end.

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Satel

Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Satel » Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:21 am

Are you attempting to make a play that looks so horribly dumb for a mafia to do that we'll assume you're town?

Cuz yeah, this is pretty definitely a mafia ability that might have been given to a town player.
Joey wrote:i think i was mad at certain players and wanted to wave st3rn's success in their face at the most opportune moment, or something

st3rn fudge st3rn

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Linkman » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:23 am

Truth be told Satel, I don’t care what you think.

You’re just jelly I stole your waifu.
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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Linkman » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:25 am

Kukukuku

Keikaku and all that
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"I can't believe I'm the only person who voted Stallone. His appeal lies in watching is movies again and again just to hear what the hell he's talking about." - Kilteh

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Re: Waifu Mafia: Day Two

Post by Dragonite » Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:40 am

Lync Linkman

Just knock the gloating routine off. It's a bit grating to read. You two do seem to believe each other is guilty with all that posturing.

Is it mostly you two suspecting each other's abilities or is there more to it?

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