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Jesus this is why I love Board 8.

Post by Newbie » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:30 am

User popularity contest Battle between Amazing Telephone (Phoenix Flattener) and a guy known as Metool.

Trash Talk begins.

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/19/2005 5:57:28 PM | Message Detail | #011
METOOL! TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I STOMP YOU LIKE A GIANT ROBOT ACCIDENTALLY CRUSHING A CAR!

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:08:38 PM | Message Detail | #016
WHERE ARE YOU METOOL GET OUT HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU RAARH

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:17:06 PM | Message Detail | #019
I AM LULLING METOOL INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY BY ALLOWING HIM AN EARLY LEAD BEFORE I FIRE UP AN INCREDIBLE COMEBACK, PARRY HIS SUPER MOVE THIRTEEN TIMES AND THEN LAND A GIGANTIC COMBO TO SWIPE THE VICTORY

From: FFDragon | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:18:33 PM | Message Detail | #020
AT... Lower the caffeine intake bro. ^_~

From: Leebo86 | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:19:37 PM | Message Detail | #021
I'm not sure he could if he wanted to... he's been yelling like that for a LONG time now...

From: Heroic Metool | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:20:57 PM | Message Detail | #022
>_>


<_<


*abstain*
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(11) Phoenix Flattener <3 <3 <3 ^_^
*abstain*
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*runs* (>^_^)>

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:21:02 PM | Message Detail | #023
Caffiene is for the weak. As Saisyu Kusanagi once put it, "My strength comes from hate, and no chemical substitutes!"

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:22:02 PM | Message Detail | #024
Oh, there he is. METOOL! DON'T THINK THAT CROSSDRESSING MAKES YOU ANY MORE DIFFICULT TO SPOT!

From: Heroic Metool | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:26:12 PM | Message Detail | #026
*steals your caps lock*

HA! WHAT NOW? >_>

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/19/2005 6:28:15 PM | Message Detail | #027
THIEF! I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH USING ONLY MY SHIFT KEYS -- IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 1:29:38 AM | Message Detail | #099
HEY! METOOL! I ROLLED MYSELF UP ENTIRELY IN LETTUCE AND THEN DID YOUR MOM KEFKA-STYLE! HOW YOU LIKE THAT

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 2:06:37 AM | Message Detail | #105
I only get a few more hours of making fun of Metool, so I'd better enjoy it while I can.

HEY! METOOL! YOUR BREATH IS SO BAD THAT I'M GOING TO STAB YOU WITH A LAWN DART AND GET AWAY SCOT-FREE BY CLAIMING THAT I DID IT IN SELF-DEFENSE!

From: Mumei | Posted: 1/20/2005 2:07:34 AM | Message Detail | #106
HEY! METOOL! YOUR BREATH IS SO BAD THAT I'M GOING TO STAB YOU WITH A LAWN DART AND GET AWAY SCOT-FREE BY CLAIMING THAT I DID IT IN SELF-DEFENSE!

Wouldn't that entail proving that he meant to cause you a certain degree of bodily harm...? O_o

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 2:11:47 AM | Message Detail | #107
HIS BREATH WAS PHYSICALLY EATING AWAY AT MY SKIN, OFFICER

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 2:23:43 AM | Message Detail | #109
METOOOOOOOOL I'M GOING TO COMPACT YOUR SPINE WITH THE TIGER DRIVER '91, WHICH AS WE ALL KNOW IS THE DEADLIEST OF THE TIGER DRIVERS

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 3:21:28 AM | Message Detail | #110
YOU ARE UGLY AND IT MAKES ME SAD

:(

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From: ExThaNemesis | Posted: 1/20/2005 4:31:51 AM | Message Detail | #114
Metool and AT are TIED UP

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 4:56:54 AM | Message Detail | #115
What? No, man, no they're not.

HEY! METOOL! I HEADBUTTED YOUR GRANDPARENTS!

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:01:52 AM | Message Detail | #116
In fact, I counted it again. No, man. No they're not.

(METOOL I WILL SUPER-GLUE A PICTURE OF O.G. LOC TO YOUR FACE AND FEED YOU TO TIPPER GORE)

From: arkenaga | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:02:18 AM | Message Detail | #117
They are?

I have it as:
(25) Heroic Metool vs. (11) Phoenix Flattener 27-26

=/

From: arkenaga | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:02:40 AM | Message Detail | #118
In other news, 10 MINUTES LEFT.

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:04:07 AM | Message Detail | #119
Aw, snap, ten minutes. I'd better make 'em good.

HEY METOOL I ONCE MENTIONED YOUR NAME TO A WOMAN AND SHE PEPPER-SPRAYED ME ON SHEER INSTINCT AS A PAVLOVIAN REACTION

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:04:55 AM | Message Detail | #120
IF YOU EVER HAVE KIDS I'M GOING TO GET THEM HOOKED ON NARCOTICS AND GOLF

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:05:33 AM | Message Detail | #121
I WENT TO THE MUNICIPAL ZOO THE OTHER DAY AND VISITED NINE TENTHS OF YOUR FAMILY TREE

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:06:56 AM | Message Detail | #122
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU YOU'RE EATING A HAMBURGER, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:07:42 AM | Message Detail | #124
YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IF YOU HAVE ONE, THINKS I'M HOT

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:08:32 AM | Message Detail | #125
IT'S FUNNIER IF I LOSE THIS MATCH, BUT HONESTLY I COULD CARE LESS NOW THAT I'VE HAD EXTENSIVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR EXTENDED FAMILY



INCLUDING THE CAT

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:09:15 AM | Message Detail | #126
INCIDENTALLY, YOU'RE OUT OF MILK AND YOUR ROOM SMELLS AWFUL

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:10:43 AM | Message Detail | #127
TONIGHT I'M GOING TO SUCK









YOUR BLOOD

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:11:15 AM | Message Detail | #128
I WOULD SAY THAT YOU NEED A HAIRCUT, BUT THEN WE'D BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR FACE BETTER SO IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:11:55 AM | Message Detail | #129
I AM PICTURING YOU DYING AND IT MAKES ME SMILE

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:12:25 AM | Message Detail | #135
I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR FATHER BUT GORDON FREEMAN WAS IN FRONT OF ME AND HAD CORRECT CHANGE

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:13:17 AM | Message Detail | #136
I KEEP EXTENSIVE NETWORKS OF PROSTITUTES AND EVERY ONE OF THEM BLAMES YOU FOR THEIR oh hey time ran out

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:14:11 AM | Message Detail | #138
. . .









Whoops.

From: Phoenix Flattener | Posted: 1/20/2005 5:22:14 AM | Message Detail | #144
I had kind of based my entire strategy on the understanding that I was going to lose that match hard; that way I'd get to constantly insult him for a while (which turned out to be nearly a month) and then, no matter what I said or did to him, we'd be even because he won the match.

Now I feel all Triple H-ish and it feels kind of... squicky. Eww.



But, hey! I'll take it!

We'll just say that this one was a free TV match, and that he'll beat me on the next pay-per-view.

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Post by Megadeth » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:53 am

XD
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Post by Blue » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:54 am

I was rooting for the Metool.

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Post by Crystal Guard 292 » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:39 am

Nice.
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Post by Newbie » Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:34 pm

God, it's like I worship AT at night.
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Post by SJCrew » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:33 pm

WHY ISN'T THIS IN THE POOL ROOM?!? GOOD GOD, ARE YOU MODS ASLEEP TODAY? WAKE UP! I'D CALL YOU FOR BREAKFAST, BUT BY THE TIME YOU GET THERE, WE'LL BE HAVING NEXT WEEK'S DINNER!

XD

Seriously, I think this is awesome enough to go into the Pool Room.

BTW, Newbie, just what the heck was going on at the time? Was this some kind of online gameplay trash talk?
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Post by Newbie » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:43 pm

A popularity contest. It's one of the "highest profile" and "honorable" ones on Board 8, a Gfaqs Social board known for its (nonexistant) popularity ladder.

Metool was a fairly popular user at the time and AT was past the time when he was truly popular, hence, the trash talk.

Amazing Telephone is pure hilarity.
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Post by SJCrew » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:45 pm

This REALLY belongs in the Pool Room, but sadly, I don't think it's gonna happen.
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Post by Shift Breaker » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:25 am

XD, This topic Rules.
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Post by thefalman » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:08 pm

Pool Room'd.
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