Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

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DieselPheonix

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by DieselPheonix » Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:51 pm

The suspension bridges "pop" too much and the greenery is unfortunately close to all three green armies, somehow. Not much can be done about the latter, I guess.

The flower pots also stand out compared to the rest of its set.

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by Xenesis » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:39 pm

That looks pretty sweet.

Also revival of the indoor tileset woo.
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kiwi

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:21 am

tweaking a bunch o junk

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by Xenesis » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:48 am

Oh hey a tileset of the greatest Zelda game ever? Sweet.
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DieselPheonix

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by DieselPheonix » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:57 am

The colors between the properties and the, well, everything else clash horribly. And why use the green water? What's wrong with blue water? The HQs look decent at least.

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kiwi

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:19 pm

dp bribed me to make it BORING and UNINTERESTING

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meh

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:59 pm

after three forevers and several useless meetings at the CRAP WARS production offices
http://customwars.googlecode.com/files/ ... .09.10.zip

cos

adam 4/7, 120 def at 9hp and under, props repair -1
COP 3x3 choice missile 5 dmg
SCOP paralyzes units on props
meh

kosh 2/5
COP 100/100 +1 hp on use, +2 hp start of next turn
SCOP 100/100 +3 hp on use, +2 hp end turn, +2 hp start turn
now if only he didn't look so stupid

sabaki 3/5, +1 hp after attack
COP +3 hp after attack
SCOP 130/110, +2 hp after attack
whelp that wraps up replacing wonky COs

sophie SCOP 80 atk
arty 2/6, COPs no atk, SCOP 0.5 dmg enemy per space moved
girt COP 130 atk, SCOP 160 atk
gage COP 120/120 indirects/naval, SCOP 140/120 indirects/naval
SMITAN 4/8
STURM 5/10 -1 move costs minimum 1 non-infs, no terrain def
von bolt 120/120 at 10hp
von dolt SCOP no dmg 7x7 COP lockout
napoleon 3/7 hidden hp
tabbers COP 3x3 missile 8 dmg
ozzy 3/5 transports move etc.

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wiki should be updated whenever dp stops being emo long enough to fix it

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DieselPheonix

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by DieselPheonix » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:58 pm

If you're going to change Von Bolt's day to day stats, you might as well do something simple, like 120/120. I'd think Sabaki's health bonus would only apply to direct ground and maybe naval units. And with which tileset did you ship the release?

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kiwi

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:09 am

you know what that's exactly right we should go with your plan and use stats illustrative of a bitter old man what longs for the olden days when things were good except they weren't he just tells hisself that and lives out the rest of his days trying to live up to a ideal which never existed

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DieselPheonix

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by DieselPheonix » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:42 am

In that case, I'm so glad you implemented the DoR COs without a second thought, especially with regard to Caulder. What ever would we do without an arrogant, ruthless, and scruffy-looking mad scientist who does as he pleases without any concern for standards and precedents? It's a good thing his ego has its own gravity, otherwise things would just fall apart.

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kiwi

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:07 am

your face is scruffy lookin and it has its own gravity

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kiwi

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:04 pm

totally almost not missing the deadline this time
http://customwars.googlecode.com/files/ ... .10.10.zip

units

apcs 7500 4 move carry 1 ground
tanks all carry 1 inf
cruisers carry inf
destroyers carry 1 ground
bships carry 1 ground
light tank 4000

COs

javier indirect def 120/140/180
peter +20 atk, -10 atk per enemy terrain
peter COP null terrain def
BRENNER 3 prop repairs
lash 4/7, +10 atk per terrain star
koal 3/5, +atk on roads only
kindle +30 atk on props
tin can 4/8, COP +1 hp, SCOP +3 HP
adam def boost at 8 hp and under
mirvana COP 3x3 choice missile paralyze
tabitanks 115/115, 130/130 during COPs
CAULDER SCOP +4 HP on use +4 HP end turn

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wooo

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DieselPheonix

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by DieselPheonix » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:45 pm

Peter loses attack against air units.

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kiwi

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:28 am

that's a feature

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by RockNRoll.Sturm » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:51 am

I am looking for work.

This looks intriguing.
O_O

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DieselPheonix

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by DieselPheonix » Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:28 pm

This looks more intriguing, surely.

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by RockNRoll.Sturm » Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:37 pm

Nah that's just my way of saying hi.

But that sure looks interesting!
O_O

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kiwi

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:31 pm

it's a the CoconutTank

what is happening now man
yeah not much

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by RockNRoll.Sturm » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:02 pm

Not much happening here either. I have a job but the contract between my company and the client is over by January next year. I really doubt I want to continue working in the domain I am dealing with right now though.

As always, I am glad to see that someone still has an interest in CW.
O_O

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kiwi

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by kiwi » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:32 am

i am of the esteemed opinion that one should do whatever the crumpets one wants
please don't get stuck with a job you hate

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by shoe-sama » Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:21 am

zomgz crap wars

Where has this been all my life???

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by RockNRoll.Sturm » Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:12 pm

lol

how u been doing psycho guy?
O_O

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by shoe-sama » Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:26 pm

One might say that I've been feeling a little... crap

Also yay Andy's still broken

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by shoe-sama » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:47 pm

hey guys the last revision on the wiki is like by a spambot

someone go revert it or something (the article's locked so it doesn't let me revert it)

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by shoe-sama » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:48 pm

also that spambot edited like a gazillion pages lolz

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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by HPD » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:24 am

wahahahaha
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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by Xenesis » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:53 pm

I can't actually remember my password to log in. <_<;
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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by Frankdeslimste » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:53 am

Maybe it's "califlower"?
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Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by GreenEarth » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:55 am

The download links don't work unfortunately :(

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DieselPheonix

Post by DieselPheonix » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:01 pm

Yes, this was some time ago, after all. I will see if I still have a copy in the circular file bin.

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JSRulz

Re: Crap Wars, an Advance Wars Jocularity

Post by JSRulz » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:28 pm

Actually, the downloads are still located on the same site.

The full download list

and the latest Crap Wars...

The latest

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DieselPheonix

Post by DieselPheonix » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:35 pm

Strange, though I suppose Google code underwent some changes over the years.

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