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It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Newbie » Sat May 23, 2009 5:11 am

...about video games

http://insomnia.ac/

Seriously. How hard is it not to be up Baudrillard's ass.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Guesty » Sat May 23, 2009 6:24 am

"Games are serious, more serious than life".
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Hans Stockmann » Sat May 23, 2009 11:18 am

...they write Famicom and Super Famicom instead of NES and SNES.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Xenesis » Sun May 24, 2009 2:15 pm

I stumbled across that site a while ago. Never before had I so felt compelled to strangle a kitten.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby monkymeet » Sun May 24, 2009 3:09 pm

Pretentious people and bad tastes do not mix well.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Spazer » Sun May 24, 2009 4:18 pm

i can't help but notice that most of the games with more than 3 stars are japanese. in his reviews he slags off western developers at every opportunity as well - i don't know what that's all about

that said he raises good points in some of these articles. the endless big-city-learnin' quotes he fills them with are a bit much, though, especially when half the time they add little to his arguments and make him look like he has to justify his position with literature
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Xenesis » Sun May 24, 2009 6:10 pm

The blatant over-the-top love of the Japanese stuff and the "Western world is inferior" is half of what makes it so pretentious. <_<;

He does make some good points, I can admit. But he's as pretentious as they come. :/
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Hans Stockmann » Sun May 24, 2009 8:41 pm

It's funny because the average Japanese developer thinks they're inferior to Western ones anyway.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby dragonite » Mon May 25, 2009 2:55 am

There is also a relatively good awdor review out there, with his major complaint being the look, he liked the cheery looks better. ( I also liked the old look better, but the units look sharper in awdor)
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Hans Stockmann » Mon May 25, 2009 2:23 pm

Oh hey they liked a VOTOMS game.


...wait, there's a VOTOMS game? brb importing
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Terragent » Mon May 25, 2009 4:48 pm

He certainly has a high opinion of himself. And a very short fuse with a dirty mouth to match. Iunno, that's the internet for you. Sad little king of a sad little hill. I guess he'd call me a retard if he somehow found this post - frankly, he could use a smack upside the head. Sounds like he's sixteen years old and drunk on forum admin powers. I honestly can't say I have much respect for people who consider themselves exceptionally intelligent. More often than not the claim is either delusional or an excuse to pretend they're better than everybody else, and in either case it usually coincides with them doing nothing with this supposedly superior brain of theirs.

tldr: He's pretty full of himself.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby HPD » Mon May 25, 2009 8:38 pm

Kids these days...
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby dragonite » Tue May 26, 2009 3:31 am

Well, he is most likely your age HPD.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Spazer » Tue May 26, 2009 3:49 am

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oh my. he comes off as pretty surly in his articles, but this is something else entirely. i am pretty sure the amount of rage this man gives off is a leading cause of global warming

it's a bit disappointing, actually. his opinions are more or less intelligent but he expresses them in the manner of a sociopath.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Guesty » Tue May 26, 2009 4:26 am

Wait, which member are you referring to, Terr? Because if you're talking about icycalm, then yes, he is a pretentious dick (The very top post on that page seems fairly reasonable in his/her tone, which is why I'm asking). I find it amusing how he tries to "correct" someone without even playing the game (and admits it).

If he's really sixteen, then it amuses me how I'm more mature than him yet am a year younger than him. I know it's arrogant of me but I think most people are more mature than him.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby onewaystreet » Tue May 26, 2009 11:20 am

Judging by the post he made needlessly chewing out the other guy, I'd say it's not too hard to be more mature than him.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Newbie » Wed May 27, 2009 7:28 am

Xenesis wrote:The blatant over-the-top love of the Japanese stuff and the "Western world is inferior" is half of what makes it so pretentious. <_<;

He does make some good points, I can admit. But he's as pretentious as they come. :/


The most hilarious part is that he flips out about people calling arcade machines "coin eaters" when in his very 1cc article he PROVES that more Coins per person in Japan end up in arcade machines than in America. The fact that Americans "credit feed" and the the Japanese don't has nothing to do with the amount of revenue each arcade game takes.

This is not even mentioning the fact that he claims to represent the "expert opinion" when his Advance Wars review merely name-drops "deepness" and "complexity" in precisely the ways that the site writer rails against their usage. And then other reviews which invoke the usage of sequels in precisely the fashion he claims to abhor. He claims that there is no such thing as "emergent complexity from a simpler set of rules" in a video game, and whatever you can or can't do by definition is a part of said game (...which is fine enough on its own).... then he makes all judgments on the complexity/depth of a game based purely on the simpler set of rules, without taking the metagame, glitches or other "unintended" effects of a game into account.

His favorite debating technique involves finding a definition which suits him and then calling other people "absurd" for being.... well people.

Anyway, take little mind of his attitude. He's incapable of any original thought and prefers to hold little Nietzsche puppet shows for himself every night Vrrroooomm.

Oh, and of course googling stuff about him on the internet every night despite idiots supposedly not being his target demographic. Why care about what idiots i.e. us have to say or think about him? If he's right, he's right and nothing of value was lost.

Anyway, I love him because he thinks he knows what quantum mechanics and evolution are. That up quarks have a will to power. That Homosexuals are inferior due to their "evolutionary unfitness". All while denouncing science as a fiction merely because, heavens forbid, people are involved.
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Re: It's not often that I see something this pretentious

Postby Linkman » Wed May 27, 2009 11:19 am

Heh, so he might actually read this? And heck, guest post?

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You're silly!

No honestly, I haven't read much of what he's wrote but hey, who the hell cares? You do, don't you?
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